RUBbette Wives & Housework, si man

[Loving_girl 38]

Darnell, when i first read his posts i thought he is or a journalist or he is really eager to write a book but who knows, maybe in a few years we all will read his best-seller: Latina or Ucraniana: observations, comments, analysis...to wife or not to wife..that is the question

[Darnell 8,478]

i think the question will be, really -

How many bruises did he get, each quarter?

[Loving_girl 38]

Please, dont be mean, he is a man with a nice sense of humour

Plus all man need to feel a bit of love so let´s love him on-line (let's say cyber platonic love ) so he will be more focused on seeing good things in all women and will forget about dishes and stuff

[Darnell 8,478]

no la - not me.

[Loving_girl 38]

why?

[TBoneTX 44,679]

to wife or not to wife..that is the question

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

Socrates died of an overdose of wedlock.

Why do most husbands die first? They want to.

[Loving_girl 38]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

Socrates died of an overdose of wedlock.

Why do most husbands die first? They want to.

uffff bad luck....BAD DESTINY you have, my friend i guess it's time to switch wifes and u better find a slavic one maybe you will start to enjoy life

but seriously, start making a book about wifes, u have a nice chance to sell some samples (i will proofread the analysis de las ucranianas pa tenerlo bien arregladito )

[TBoneTX 44,679]

I was speaking in general terms in regard to wives. So far, Mrs. T-B. is my final wife. I couldn't believe how disastrous the kitchen was this morning -- whatever surfaces were exposed were sticky. Mrs. T-B.'s pets, the kitchen ants, were out of their cages again. All of them have names, because we see them so frequently and we've developed a relationship with them.

However, this is the very wrongest time of the month to say anything to enrage her; the only appropriate responses involve "Si" and "whatever you say," sigh man.

[Loving_girl 38]

So far, Mrs. T-B. is my final wife.

Wow, sounds encouraging

Make us a photo of ur kitchen someday, so we all will be not only reading about ¨tsunami¨ and ¨dishes¨ but also will be seeing how ¨good¨ or ¨bad¨ situation is, cos men same as women sometimes exaggerate reality and it´s better or worse than they describe.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

I'm low-tech to the extreme and can provide no fotos (Spanish spelling, si man). However, trust me to the max on this, believe man.

This eve, the dishwasher load was actually manageable. Mrs. T-B. had stowed only small stuff on the top rack, and the dinner plates et al. were still in the sink. Furthermore, there was ample room on both racks to arrange what needed washing. She must be sick -- like any good gringo, I must show my genuine love by one of the following:

-- suggest that she take some pills (it matters not what -- pills = good); or

-- offer her one or more pills.

She is finally learning that a gringo shows love through one of the above, see man. As luck has it, the matter is academic: everyone in the casa (Mrs. T-B., Mini-B., cat) is sleeping, zzz man.

If you guys think that this thread is humorous, check out:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

[Loving_girl 38]

Let us know si pasa algo interesante..........for now i will remain reading what's going on at urs Señora house......coz dishes...dishes....and more dishes......makes me zzzzzzzzzz Or........open thread with ur Señoras ¨pearl expressions¨ cos she seems to be very unique.........true latina femenina toda hecha una mujer

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

uffff bad luck....BAD DESTINY you have, my friend i guess it's time to switch wifes and u better find a slavic one maybe you will start to enjoy life

but seriously, start making a book about wifes, u have a nice chance to sell some samples (i will proofread the analysis de las ucranianas pa tenerlo bien arregladito )

I have been telling him about Slavic women! He never listens.

TBone is my hero! He had a difficult process and he stuck to his guns (as we say) and made it through! Here is to hoping he never forgets what he did to be with Mrs. TBone. He is a stand up guy! PLUS he is a Texican and he no doubt has been to the Texas Rangers Museum and seen the statue of the Ranger that says "No one can stop a man that is in the right...and keeps coming!"

Be glad you will go to the Kiev consulate and not the one in Guayaquil!

[slim 1,514]

I'm still married. We just celebrated our 7th anniversary and she's still here, in our horrible, poor little apartment. She's out getting a massage right now.

Unlimited luxury in this life!

I've often reflected on that saying, "If your life was a book would anyone read it?" I don't think our lives would be a book. They'd be a movie!

[Loving_girl 38]

I have been telling him about Slavic women! He never listens.

TBone is my hero! He had a difficult process and he stuck to his guns (as we say) and made it through! Here is to hoping he never forgets what he did to be with Mrs. TBone. He is a stand up guy! PLUS he is a Texican and he no doubt has been to the Texas Rangers Museum and seen the statue of the Ranger that says "No one can stop a man that is in the right...and keeps coming!"

Be glad you will go to the Kiev consulate and not the one in Guayaquil!

You see, noone listens to me too!!! Same when i give some good advice about slavic girls (as for where to hunt them and where not to.. ) guys do not listen to me.......and ta-da-da......they get in trouble I say: always pick a good slavic girl and you´ll be happy for the rest of the life

But, Gary, you should support me that all i say is true (if you went through my old posts over here). Slavic chicas RULEEEEEE, SI MAN

AND: I hope that Kiev Consulate will be cool and easy donnooo what is going on in Guayaquil in Ecuador......and hope not to know..........human factor is crazy anywhere......

P.S: Let´s hope TB is doing great around dishes and the house And about what he went through, short comment: HOPE IT WAS ALL FOR LOVE LOVE LOVE......ANYTHING FOR LOVE

[TBoneTX 44,679]

1.a. You see, noone listens to me too!!! Same when i give some good advice about slavic girls (as for where to hunt them and where not to.. ) guys do not listen to me.......and ta-da-da......they get in trouble

1.b. I say: always pick a good slavic girl and you´ll be happy for the rest of the life

2. donnooo what is going on in Guayaquil in Ecuador

3.a. P.S: Let´s hope TB is doing great around dishes and the house

3.b. And about what he went through, short comment: HOPE IT WAS ALL FOR LOVE LOVE LOVE......ANYTHING FOR LOVE

1.a. As stated, you are a mere chica and no one should listen to you, no ma'am (just kidding, soy un macho man).

1.b. If Mrs. T-B. turns out not to be my final wife, I'll scour the southern part of the Western Hemisphere, then maybe get back with you, si ma'am.

2. http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/110313-us-consulate-in-guayaquil-ecuador/

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/180306-guayaquil-consulate-administrative-process/

3.a. Did the dishwarsher (Texas spelling) thing last night and again tonight. I wish that a foto (Spanish spelling) had been available of the kitchen before Mrs. T-B. finally cleaned it up. It was a classic, sigh man! Despite the clean-up, I had yet another nice conversation with three more of Mrs. T-B.'s pets, the kitchen ants. The names of these ones are Hector, Diego, and Juan Pablo. They want more spilled honey, optimally in the same spot all the time, but they're largely happy and definitely well-fed, si man.

3.b. Love is a chica's perspective. From here, it was as much that no one messes with me, no man.

Edited January 12, 2014 by TBoneTX