RUBbette Wives & Housework, si man

[Mariya 0]

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.

I can't say I was sarcastic.. Men indeed can do SO MANY things but there are things they can't... mmm..like multi-tasking and giving birth to babies..

[visaveteran1 33]

I can't say I was sarcastic.. Men indeed can do SO MANY things but there are things they can't... mmm..like multi-tasking and giving birth to babies..

Yeah, men can only "write" in one color. Women can "write" in two colors. Life isn't fair!

[Laveau 67]

I can't say I was sarcastic.. Men indeed can do SO MANY things but there are things they can't... mmm..like multi-tasking and giving birth to babies..

I cannot multitask AT ALL!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I can't say I was sarcastic.. Men indeed can do SO MANY things but there are things they can't... mmm..like multi-tasking and giving birth to babies..

I was going to try multi tasking but I was busy with something else. Maybe one day I will try again.

And the baby thing, yeah you got us there.

[slim 1,525]

Why would anyone want to multitask... or have babies?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Why would anyone want to multitask... or have babies?

Multi-tasking I cannot explain. Because I would have to type AND explain and that is multi= tasking in itself. I don't do multi-tasking. I think women have babies so they can show the world how HOT they can look after having children.

[visaveteran1 33]

Why would anyone want to multitask... or have babies?

Shooting six-guns with both hands while you hold the reins of your trusty horse in your mouth. Where were you raised...in a barn?

Edited February 13, 2012 by visaveteran1

[slim 1,525]

Shooting six-guns with both hands while you hold the reins of your trusty horse in your mouth. Where were you raised...in a barn?

I hate horses almost as much as I hate basketball.

[visaveteran1 33]

I hate horses almost as much as I hate basketball.

You better get over that one. You will need a horse when the rule of law goes bye-bye. Think of a horse as a Harley that craps on the road.

[slim 1,525]

You better get over that one. You will need a horse when the rule of law goes bye-bye. Think of a horse as a Harley that craps on the road.

I don't like Harleys either.

To me, a horse is just a bunch of BBQ.

[visaveteran1 33]

I don't like Harleys either.

To me, a horse is just a bunch of BBQ.

Don't like Harleys? I'm speechless. I hope you're not one of those 2 strokers. (I just gave you a great lead-in for a joke or two. Don't waste it.)

Regarding horses, they are one of two animals that will die for you. A horse will run with the rider on top until it drops dead. Some use horse hide for making holsters. But you know that already...

Edited February 13, 2012 by visaveteran1

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I hate horses almost as much as I hate basketball.

That shows good judgement. Horses broke me in many pieces. I hate them.

You better get over that one. You will need a horse when the rule of law goes bye-bye. Think of a horse as a Harley that craps on the road.

No. I will shoot myself. I am going to die in a few day after armegeddon anyway for lack of insulin, so I am just building up trading stock for Alla.

[slim 1,525]

Don't like Harleys? I'm speechless. I hope you're not one of those 2 strokers. (I just gave you a great lead-in for a joke or two. Don't waste it.)

Motorcycles in general just aren't a good idea for me.

There are two things I should never do in this life.

1. Own a motorcycle.

2. Go to Las Vegas.

Actually, I'm not against bikes or anything, I just have bad ears and with bad ears comes bad equilibrium. Bad equilibrium plus 100+ MPH = death. Perhaps someday I'll get a bike though. I was considering a cheap one to ride to/from work when gas got really high. Right now though, I have less than 12 miles roundtrip on my commute to work so I don't worry about it too much. And, when I take trips, I have way too much gear for a bike so I just hop in the Jeep.

My buddies are big off-road bikers and they keep pushing me to get a trail bike. I've yet to see the trail my Jeep can't handle.

Regarding horses, they are one of two animals that will die for you. A horse will run with the rider on top until it drops dead. Some use horse hide for making holsters. But you know that already...

Horses have their place.

Just not my place.

That shows good judgement. Horses broke me in many pieces. I hate them.

My Jeep goes where I tell it to go. Horses, not so much.

No. I will shoot myself. I am going to die in a few day after armegeddon anyway for lack of insulin, so I am just building up trading stock for Alla.

The amount of people dependent on prescription drugs in this country is absolutely shocking. Post-apocalypse we're likely to see 1/3 of folks die within the first three weeks simply because they run out of medication. Around 1/2 will be dead within six months because their bodies simply cannot take the stress of living without some type of assistance.

And lets not forget about the crazies!

[mox 298]

The amount of people dependent on prescription drugs in this country is absolutely shocking. Post-apocalypse we're likely to see 1/3 of folks die within the first three weeks simply because they run out of medication. Around 1/2 will be dead within six months because their bodies simply cannot take the stress of living without some type of assistance.

And lets not forget about the crazies!

Don't forget the zombies! Zombies are gonna wipe out at least a quarter. And let's just hope they're the old-skool slow zombies, because if they're the new ones that can run, not even a Harley is gonna help.

Thunderdome! Thunderdome! Thunderdome!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Horses have their place.

Uh, glue factory, huh man?