RUBbette Wives & Housework, si man

[Inna & Brian 11]

Wait.. looks like this topic is about discussing RUB wives/hubbies. May I post about my American hubby sometimes?

I would becareful with going off topic. The RUB forum is all about staying on topic.

[Brad and Vika 129]

My American hubby can clean the house but never does the toilets. Leaves it up to the Ukrainian labor.

Wait.. looks like this topic is about discussing RUB wives/hubbies. May I post about my American hubby sometimes?

Absolutely! We are happy to have some balance

[visaveteran1 33]

My American hubby can clean the house but never does the toilets. Leaves it up to the Ukrainian labor.

Wait.. looks like this topic is about discussing RUB wives/hubbies. May I post about my American hubby sometimes?

I say a woman cleans the actual toilet but the man cleans the floor around it, Why? Because he make a mess there, unless he consistently takes good aim. This requires calculating moment of angle, windage, barometric pressure, etc. Most of us men are not sharpshooters early in the morning.

[baron555 934]

I say a woman cleans the actual toilet but the man cleans the floor around it, Why? Because he make a mess there, unless he consistently takes good aim. This requires calculating moment of angle, windage, barometric pressure, etc. Most of us men are not sharpshooters early in the morning.

Men can write their names in the snow, in script.....women can not do this. Just saying.

[visaveteran1 33]

Men can write their names in the snow, in script.....women can not do this. Just saying.

[웃 910]

Tea. Man. Tea. or in Spanish ...Ti man. Té, man.

Lo corregí, man

[TBoneTX 45,304]

all this talk about toilets ... talk about things spinning around ....and around ... and around ....

And to think that, during all my trips to Ecuador, I failed to observe the direction in which water swirled down the sink or toilet, man...

I would becareful with going off topic. The RUB forum is all about staying on topic.

Be careful whose thread one hijacks, see man...

Absolutely! We are happy to have some balance

Mr. Moderator, you among all should know that most of us are UNbalanced, to the mox... er, max, whee man.

Lo corregí, man

Spanglish-only in the upper-crust forums, yes hombre.

Men can write their names in the snow, in script.....women can not do this. Just saying.

Some of us have to unwind the writing-implement from around our waist several times before we can begin the script, se men.

T-Bone, do you guys have the infamous "toilet ring?"

Only when Mini-Bone, or more usually Mrs. T-B., drops the phone into the commode and someone calls, glub man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

I say a woman cleans the actual toilet but the man cleans the floor around it, Why? Because he make a mess there, unless he consistently takes good aim. This requires calculating moment of angle, windage, barometric pressure, etc. Most of us men are not sharpshooters early in the morning.

You're too charitable, see man; the women should serve us and serve us well. I am chiefly #14 & #8 below:

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TWENTY TYPES OF GUYS YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM

1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching; flushes urinal, comes back later.

5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used; pisses in sink.

6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, & usually pisses on floor.

7. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately; makes quick inspection.

8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down, & across urinals; tries to hit fly or bug.

9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows that man in next stall will be blamed.

12. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads with free hand.

13. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, grinding teeth; pisses in pants.

14. TOUGH: Bangs ####### on side of urinal to dry it.

15. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to #######, then does both.

16. FAT: Backs up & takes a blind shot at urinal; pisses in shoe.

17. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. CONCEITED: Holds two-inch ####### like a baseball bat.

Edited February 11, 2012 by TBoneTX

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Men can write their names in the snow, in script.....women can not do this. Just saying.

what if her name is "o" ???

Alla does not do toilets.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Lo corregí, man

Obviously someone has no sense of humor. Si man. Thanks for the correction.

I say a woman cleans the actual toilet but the man cleans the floor around it, Why? Because he make a mess there, unless he consistently takes good aim. This requires calculating moment of angle, windage, barometric pressure, etc. Most of us men are not sharpshooters early in the morning.

No problem since the installation of laser grips.

[Mariya 0]

I say a woman cleans the actual toilet but the man cleans the floor around it, Why? Because he make a mess there, unless he consistently takes good aim. This requires calculating moment of angle, windage, barometric pressure, etc. Most of us men are not sharpshooters early in the morning.

Totally agree, men are the most amazing beings ever. They can do so many things women can't.

Edited February 11, 2012 by Mariya

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Totally agree, men are the most amazing beings ever. They can do so many things women can't.

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.

i think you've been had.

[james&olya 1,121]

What book did you read that from? Or are you a sociology professor? We have unique experiences and some parents give up their kids for adoption. Sometimes there's a breakdown in what the books say and reality. But I like the romanticizing style you present.

I'm speaking to you as a stay home dad...well, until he grew up and went to college. My son never spent one day in daycare. Can you devote yourself to that level?

Without specifically identifying my occupation, it does involve daily interaction with parents and children in medical and developmental areas! And I have several children of my own and step-children that have given me that unique viewpoint as well, including the single parent perspective. You've got me on the 'stay-at-home' dad thing though. Never did that.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

i think you've been had.

If I am to be "had", then be it from a RUB woman!