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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Every time I try to get some, it's the big puppy-dog eyes routine and "Why are you buying more spoons? We have so many."

:secret: plastic spoons

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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My husband doesn't treat me as something he can "send" back and forth. Germany is a clean country. It doesn't mean that all Germans keep their houses in an ideal order - that was the point. Thank

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Gary, it sounds to me like you're borderline #####-whipped. Which is fine if you're into that sort of thing.

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I'd rather make money and pay someone to do all that stuff for me. I have better things to do with my time than scrub floors or whatever. We had home-ec in school but everyone took it.

TBoneTX Grand Master

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:secret: plastic spoons
Been there, done that, sigh man. Mrs. T-B. puts the plastic spoons in the dishwasher, where -- if I don't first rescue them -- they end up either melted or (more commonly) on the floor of the dishwasher. If we used chiefly the plastic spoons, I'd have long since recommended that everyone here invest in the stocks of the companies that manufacture the blasted things, si man...

What with Mama-Mrs.-T-B. here to help with Mini-Bone, I have permission to do TDY in South Texas & Mexico next weekend, si man. Every spoon in the house will have been dirtied upon my return, verily man. The absence is also going to mess up the laundry schedule, which will have an aftermath. (Why is there no "afterscience" or "afterEnglish," huh man?)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

slim Grand Master

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I just leave the dishes alone. She makes the messes... she can clean them up.

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

Gary and Alla Grand Master

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I won't allow other people to cook in my kitchen or wash my dishes. I like stuff done in a certain way so I'd rather do it myself.

As a good woman should! :thumbs: Cooks, cleans AND cares about the #######. Are you Ukrainian?

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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I won't allow other people to cook in my kitchen or wash my dishes. I like stuff done in a certain way so I'd rather do it myself.

Me too, Amby.

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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I won't allow other people to cook in my kitchen or wash my dishes. I like stuff done in a certain way so I'd rather do it myself.

Me too, Amby.

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we have a tie for this award :dance: :dance: :dance:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Bad_Daddy Grand Master

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Photos of me caring for #######? :lol:

B-)

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Photos of me caring for #######?
Photos or it didn't happen, si men.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Bad_Daddy Grand Master

Bad_Daddy   2,209

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Photos or it didn't happen, si men.

:lol:

sigbet.jpg

"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

slim Grand Master

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Well, as you know, I'm the dishwasher now...and my wonderful and expensive Bosch Dishwasher died an early death. Only lasted 7 years. For the money I paid it should outlive me.

If my dishwasher's broken (or on vacation) I'll just eat fast food.

Русский форум член.

Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

 
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