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:secret: the '80's

Ohhhh thanks! :thumbs:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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My husband doesn't treat me as something he can "send" back and forth. Germany is a clean country. It doesn't mean that all Germans keep their houses in an ideal order - that was the point. Thank

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Gary, it sounds to me like you're borderline #####-whipped. Which is fine if you're into that sort of thing.

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I'd rather make money and pay someone to do all that stuff for me. I have better things to do with my time than scrub floors or whatever. We had home-ec in school but everyone took it.

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feel younger now? :hehe:

*slaps some more Olay on* I do now! :hehe:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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"Balling chicks" goes back to the same era as "far-out" and "groovy." Late 1960s forward until...???

There's the song "I wish i were a little bit taller I wish I were a baller" etc. from the early 90s and the usage you are talking about already doesn't apply.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-wish-lyrics-skeelo.html

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I like the slang terminology "pimp" much better than "baller". Ya man, I'ma pimp. It sounds cooler. B-)

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"Balling chicks" goes back to the same era as "far-out" and "groovy." Late 1960s forward until...???

Kind of what I thought when she said "baller" and yeah that goes back to the 60s.

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Well, the term "balling" used to mean having sexual intercourse. So, a "baller" should mean someone having intercourse. Balling or banging...same same.

The new street slang? OK, whatever...

Balling, banging, boinking, bopping, boffing, schtuping, yada, yada, yada

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I've never heard that. Banging yes, balling no.

You are a child. People don't "ball" anymore. You are probably the result of Balling, I think they were still balling just before you were born. Possibly banging, defitiely not boffing or bopping, that's how I was born. Could also have been schtuping. People have been schtuping for a long time. Never seems to go out of style. Particularly in government which is just a big cluster schtup. A big cluster GOAT schtup to be precise.

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first time i heard schtuping i thought it had something to do with tupperwear :blush:

And Kip thinks we will freak out if we hear HIS life story :wacko:

I listen to satellite radio in my work truck, a lot of comedy channels. So this guy is describing a sexual experience with his wife which involves all sorts of kinky lingerie, heels, toys, vibrators, bondage, screaming, heads banging into walls, dirty talk, oral sex, ####### sex, yada, yada , yada...

Then he finishes with... "And that, son, is how babies are made" :lol:

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"And that, son, is how babies are made"
Speaking of which, Little Mini-Bone turns 1 year old in approximately 13.5 hours, si man. :)

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Gary and Alla   3,694

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Speaking of which, Little Mini-Bone turns 1 year old in approximately 13.5 hours, si man. :)

Time to have "the talk".

Happy birthday Mini-Bone!

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Balling, banging, boinking, bopping, boffing, schtuping, yada, yada, yada

Thank you for an English lesson :rofl:

Learning something new every day!

Speaking of which, Little Mini-Bone turns 1 year old in approximately 13.5 hours, si man. :)

:thumbs: Congrats!

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