RUBbette Wives & Housework, si man

[visaveteran1 33]

My MIL's been here over a week.

I don't think she's stopped cleaning. She's awesome! Doing dishes right now because she just finished cooking me supper and doing my laundry. (And the kicker is... my wife is at work! A cold beer in my hand... life is good today.)

The funny thing about Russian women...they're so beautiful and sexy (well, mostly) but looking at the mommas, they don't age well. What I see in older Russian women is what we Americans thought ALL Russian women looked like during the Cold War...the term was "bovine." Cow-like. Well, the mommas I've seen are bovine...large and ugly as sin. Even women in their mid fifties look like hell.

How can they look so good at 40 and so bad at 55? What a turnaround!

Theories?

[ONA 133]

The funny thing about Russian women...they're so beautiful and sexy (well, mostly) but looking at the mommas, they don't age well. What I see in older Russian women is what we Americans thought ALL Russian women looked like during the Cold War...the term was "bovine." Cow-like. Well, the mommas I've seen are bovine...large and ugly as sin. Even women in their mid fifties look like hell.

How can they look so good at 40 and so bad at 55? What a turnaround!

Theories?

Have you ever seen a picture of Kip's MIL? That can prove you wrong. And there are plenty of women like that in the FSU actually.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Have you ever seen a picture of Kip's MIL? That can prove you wrong. And there are plenty of women like that in the FSU actually.

My MIL is in her 70s but she is a very attractive woman of that age and when she was young she was as smokin' as Alla, in fact they look very similar when you see pictures of her at Alla's age now. She always dresses well when she goes out and looks like a dignified woman of her age. She does not look like a 20 year old or even a 40 year old, but she is hardly horrible to look at. The world would do well with a few billion more just like her.

[slim 1,525]

Will she boil your sheets?

I don't have sheets. Although, she did wash my blankets.

The funny thing about Russian women...they're so beautiful and sexy (well, mostly) but looking at the mommas, they don't age well. What I see in older Russian women is what we Americans thought ALL Russian women looked like during the Cold War...the term was "bovine." Cow-like. Well, the mommas I've seen are bovine...large and ugly as sin. Even women in their mid fifties look like hell.

How can they look so good at 40 and so bad at 55? What a turnaround!

Theories?

Economic prosperity when they were younger.

Women who are 55 were born and raised around the time the USSR was still recovering from WWII. They weren't fed as well as their daughters or younger sisters who grew up during prosperous years when food was plentiful. Another significant difference is availability of make-up creams and cleansers, etc. My wife puts about 16kg. of "goop" on her body every year. I doubt her mother had that opportunity.

Have you ever seen a picture of Kip's MIL? That can prove you wrong. And there are plenty of women like that in the FSU actually.

I've never seen Kip's MIL. How'd I miss that?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Situation: Cat has barfed.

Mrs. T-B.: You clean that up -- she's YOUR cat.

T-B. (me, man): You could clean it up, too; she's our older child and your stepdaughter.

Who will win? Who SHOULD win?

I further believe that cat-barf should be allowed to "cure" (sit and congeal) so that it's easier to collect in one lump, si man. Also, the longer the barf is allowed to sit, the greater the chance that the cat will decide to re-eat it, si man. ("It was good once, so it must be good again, miu man...")

hairball medicine.

Have you ever seen a picture of Kip's MIL? That can prove you wrong. And there are plenty of women like that in the FSU actually.

My MIL is like fine wine...she gets better with age.

[visaveteran1 33]

My MIL is like fine wine...she gets better with age.

Here again, this may be generational...something like Slim suggested. The RUB women that I got involved with were all between 39 and 44...so the mommas were at least 63-65 and maybe older. All were fat, moonfaced and fugly. There were no signs of earlier beauty and sexiness. I guess the harshness of communism took it's toll. The stress. The poor nutrition. The brutal winters. Maybe too much Vodka and Russian cigarettes. The lack of beauty aids and...most importantly...no cosmetic surgery and BOTOX. My estranged wife is what I call a Botox abuser. She told me she started using it in her mid 30s. WHAT?

With my wife, it was her business. She owned a big Beauty Spa that offered all manner of beauty services...including Botox injections...so, I guess it was tempting for her to use it. In my travels, I've seen that RUB women don't hesitate to use injections and surgery to attempt to fight off aging. And they use these things earlier than I would have imagined. They also use tattooing for beauty. Tattooed eye brows, lip coloring and "beauty marks" ala Marilyn Monroe. My wife also spent a fortune on face creams and such. One little jar cost close to $60! It might last three months. I used to joke with her about my all purpose beauty cream...Vaseline!

When Slim complains about his wife's make-up and beauty products, I know his pain.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Here again, this may be generational...something like Slim suggested. The RUB women that I got involved with were all between 39 and 44...so the mommas were at least 63-65 and maybe older. All were fat, moonfaced and fugly. There were no signs of earlier beauty and sexiness. I guess the harshness of communism took it's toll. The stress. The poor nutrition. The brutal winters. Maybe too much Vodka and Russian cigarettes. The lack of beauty aids and...most importantly...no cosmetic surgery and BOTOX. My estranged wife is what I call a Botox abuser. She told me she started using it in her mid 30s. WHAT?

With my wife, it was her business. She owned a big Beauty Spa that offered all manner of beauty services...including Botox injections...so, I guess it was tempting for her to use it. In my travels, I've seen that RUB women don't hesitate to use injections and surgery to attempt to fight off aging. And they use these things earlier than I would have imagined. They also use tattooing for beauty. Tattooed eye brows, lip coloring and "beauty marks" ala Marilyn Monroe. My wife also spent a fortune on face creams and such. One little jar cost close to $60! It might last three months. I used to joke with her about my all purpose beauty cream...Vaseline!

When Slim complains about his wife's make-up and beauty products, I know his pain.

I think my MIL turns 49 next year. She's like a year and a half older than me. But I remember seeing the old babushka's sitting outside the apt. buildings and most of them looked rough. Like you said ...hard life probably added the years on them quick like. But Iv'e also seen some very hot older RUB gals well into their 50's and early 60's.

As far as the beauty treatment end of it, I think that might be due to individual characteristics. Some gals in the US do the same thing. My wife has small tits but she would never consider getting a ####### job and she's totally against getting herself a tattoo. But I know what your talking about, I saw a few older gals in Minsk casino's that had some major money put into surgical procedures in order to make them look younger.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

hairball medicine.

This ain't hackin' hairballs, no man -- this is projectile-cat-barfing, si man.

My MIL is like fine wine...she gets better with age.

Pictures or it didn't happen, no man.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

This ain't hackin' hairballs, no man -- this is projectile-cat-barfing, si man.Pictures or it didn't happen, no man.

I don't really have any pics on this laptop that do her justice. Iv'e got some better ones on a memory stick lying somewhere around here, but here's two pics of her from our wedding. She was up pretty much 24+ hours getting the food prepped for the wedding...her and a few friends. But when she's dressed to go out...look out. She has two outfits that I know of...one's a mini skirt she wears with over the knee boots, and the other one is a pair of skin tight black leather pants that she wore with a silk blouse that ties up in a knot above her belly button that is killer. She wore that outfit with contact lenses the time we went out to the night club when the not yet wife was in Gomel on an over nighter for her work. She sent her mom over to cook lunch, dinner, etc.. for me and to make sure I was ok. Bad move on the not yet wife's part. Mama as I'm suppose to call her as a weak spot for the booze. So as soon as I walked the wife to the train station for her work trip, I waited for the stores to open and loaded up on vodka, wine and beer. Mama (Tanya to me when the wife isn't around) loves to go dancing...as do I.

She can't weigh more than 110 lbs wet out of the shower.

Mama's not allowed to visit me anymore without the wife there, and then she is suppose to dress modest according to the wife's instructions.

Again these pics don't do her justice. Two kids later and she's still built like a brick sh*t house. I was totally wasted when these pics were taken.

Edited December 28, 2011 by Why_Me

[slim 1,525]

As a rule, you're "supposed to be" attracted to the mama, right?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

As a rule, you're "supposed to be" attracted to the mama, right?

I don't know about that, but I do know there's an old saying that goes something like; "Check out the mom first to get an idea of what the daughter is going to look like in X amount of years."

[visaveteran1 33]

Well. this could also go in the other direction...having a wife with a hot 20-something daughter. Let the fantasies flow! We could push the limit and imagine the wife with TWIN 20-something daughters.

Excuse me. I need to go do something....

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Well. this could also go in the other direction...having a wife with a hot 20-something daughter. Let the fantasies flow! We could push the limit and imagine the wife with TWIN 20-something daughters.

Excuse me. I need to go do something....

I already thought of that angle...but it was an afterthought.... I was already locked in with the wife (wouldn't have it any other way, I love my wife) by the time I met her mom. But ya it's crossed my mind a time or two. btw she doesn't have twin daughters, but she has two that are a year apart...my wife and my wife's younger sister who's big time into the leather look.

[baron555 934]

Make sure you have a heart stress test performed before you go that route......!!!!

My wife also has a similar looking slightly younger sister who she and I flirt with each other with permission via Skype and on the phone!.....

Nice lady who would make any man proud.....and tired!

Edited December 28, 2011 by baron555

[slim 1,525]

Whenever I joke with my wife about being able to pleasure multiple women simultaneously she reminds me how sweaty and out of breath I get just pleasing one. "You gonna have heart attack and die and event not be able to finish because you too fat and greasy."