Embarassing Moments

[Madame-Butterfly 0]

One of the things i remember was at a supermarket my brother and I got into a fight nad he pushed me I pushed him and well you know (brotherly love) the thing is he just started walking up to me and I started walking back and didnt pay attention to what was behind me .....before I knew it i fell inot aone of those YELLOW MOPPING BUCKETS infront of EVERY ONE !!!!! one of the cashiers asked .... are you alright ON THE SPEAKER!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to die

Yale

[gimygirl 0]

setting: high school graduation picnic - with 4 area schools

where: in the swimming pool ... the 4 schools were gonna have a swim-off

i was volunteered to do the backstroke for our school .... so i did! a bit self conscious, i had a school shirt on over my bikini (we were all signing each others shirts during the day) well, i won!! i was jumping up and down at the end of the pool not noticing that anything was different ... until a friend jumped in the pool throwing a towel on me. my top had slid down to my waist, but i didn't realize it because i had the t-shirt on!!!

that was the first and last wet t-shirt contest i was in!!!

[Madame-Butterfly 0]

this is my nightmare so i keep very much away from it !!!!!!

[Meriem_DZ 37]

I used to work in a large emergency department in the mid 1990's. I had an extremely ill patient and I went to the Dr. sitting at the desk to ask him about treatment that needed to be started. He gave me some orders. While I was standing there, I did not realize that a tall surgical resident had walked up directly behind me. When I immediately turned to go back to the patient's room, I ran smack into the Dr. My face was on his chest and my left hand on his crotch. I was already in motion so I was leaning into him and my hand lingered until I regained my balance. I was sooooo embarased and he was smiling! Over the next few days, the other surgical residents would ask for me to help them with their patients. And would tease me about getting the same treatment as their fellow resident. Everyone got a great laugh for several weeks after that incident.

[Fandango 1,440]

Alright, I'll share...this has got to be my most embarrassing moment ever, but here goes:

D was over...it was relatively new in our relationship...anyways, I broke a fingernail & had to get it fixed on the way picking him up from the airport. Mine were pretty long at the time, but the chick who fixed it was a ####### nail tech & glued on this curved, claw looking thing so it could match the length...it looked complete #######, but I was running late, so it had to do....

Days later, we're at Disney World. We decide to go over to Tom Sawyer's Island. It was quite boring...just a house & some 'disney displays'...I think there was a huge treehouse to walk thru & that's it. We walked thru it, and wound up on this platform. The only way down was to rappel down a 6-7 foot knotted rope. It was bolted to the floor & seemed pretty firm.

So it was my go. But at the last second, I chickened out & just jumped off. D thought it'd be fun, so he tried to climb down this rope. One of the knots in the rope hit him in the bollocks, and he landed on the ground on his feet, but bent over & cursing. I thought it was pretty funny. I get out the camera & take a picture of the 'spaz' who couldn't even climb down a rope.

Oh, meanwhile, there are all these kids flying off this stupid rope. We look around to see we're actually on some playground area. So we're sittin there for a few waiting for him to get himself together, and I'm teasing him...then he says 'hey at least I wasn't a chickenshit....you're afraid to do summat a 6 year old is doing.' And I'm watching kid after kid fly down this stupid rope, so I figure....to hell with it.....I get back up there, I wrap one leg around the rope, I grab the rope with one hand & step off....

What I didn't realize is that this stupid claw nail made it IMPOSSIBLE to make a fist. As I tried to make a fist, I had a pain that shot up my whole hand. So stupidly, and without thinking, I let go

As I'm falling down this rope, each knot in the rope does something to me.....the first one grabbed the end of my shirt & flew it over my head thje second knot hit my bra in the cleavage area & IT shredded that tiny thin piece of fabric that keeps the whole damned thing together and I'm still falling with my boobs just out for everyone to see.

So I fall on the floor....rope burns on the inside of my leg....ripped bra, ripped shirt, sitting in dirt, leaves in my hair....and I look up & D is gobsmacked....SHOCKED beyond belief at what he just say...and so are the freaking 20 SEVEN YEAR OLD BOYS STOOD THERE WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN.

A mother, still on the platform (who saw me take a pic of D) looks at me, looks at David & says 'now THAT'S a kodak pic' What a biotch

D bought me a disney sherrif's badge to pin my bra together until we could get outta there

[Anja_and_Henry 0]

That was fun reading so far - but hope nothing like that will happen to me and hope THIS will not happen to one of you:

D. and me in his truck in a dead end road. Kissing.... Hugging.... Snuggling.... got pretty wild.

Suddenly a school bus came around the corner ---------------- and stopped!!!!!! Driver was a woman staring and pointing at us - bus full of kids! I think I never started a car that fast......

Edited January 30, 2006 by Anja_and_Henry

[Fandango 1,440]

Cmon now...you people need to start fessing up

[chri'stina 190]

I fell down some stairs at college. It was inside a small auditorium, in a class of 200 I was lucky that only about 20 ppl saw it, still I was mortified. It was because of a new pair of shoes I was wearing and wasn't used to walking in.

Thank God it was the FINAL day of that class....It was awful, and I got to take home huge bruises on my legs for a souvenir. Hmm I don't think I can truly laugh at this one yet!!! And it was 3 years ago.

Edited January 31, 2006 by stina&suj

[chri'stina 190]

One more...not that embarassing but just happened a week ago. I was in Walmart and Sujeet had gone to put something back in a different aisle, and he had the cart. I for some reason didn't put the bottle of soda I was holding into the cart before he went to the other section of the store. So I started grabbing 4 things I needed, small things, but were a little slippery. The store is pretty empty but just as I start losing the grip on my items a couple walks by in time to see me clumsily drop 2 of the items, which resulted in me trying to catch them and then droping the soda bottle which bounced loudly across the aisle.

Just after that couple passes me, a smart alek young guy (with his g/f I assume) obnoxiously says to me, "Oh, that SUCKS" and keeps on walking by like a jerk. I was so maddd and felt like a helpless little person and started looking for Sujeet. I was ticked off, embarassed, etc...and that wasn't even that big of an event!! But I felt like one of those nerds in movies, who always are dropping things or ruining things.

[MichelleandCraig 1]

I don't think anyone can top mine..and truth be told I can't even BELIEVE I'm going to put this down here. I'm debating even as I type. sigh..ok

I was in Junior high, I was in the cafeteria at lunch time in line...after a little bit I see tons of people start looking at me(SOOO lucky it was a small school but it was bad enough!!!) a friend comes up to me and leads me out of the line to the bathroom...I had a ummm...errrr......spot? on the back of my skirt. It got around the whole school of about 400 REAL fast and it's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me in my WHOLE life!!!

[Anja_and_Henry 0]

Oh shoot, that really is bad Michelle...

[Fandango 1,440]

Oh Michelle!

[MichelleandCraig 1]

Yes, my least shining moment of 33 years. I was young at the time, lets just leave it at that...but sooooooooooo embarrassed!!!!! I didn't live that down for a long time!!! M.

[Jasman0717 9]