Humour attempt

[Saddle Bronc 124]

An 80'ish cowboy once visited a city church on a Sunday. The cowboy was clean, sober and well-groomed but dressed in jeans with a denim jacket and worn boots--and carried a dog-eared Bible. The church was in an upscale area, and the congregants were sporting very expensive clothing and jewelery--and stared askance at the old man throughout the service.

After the service, the pastor asked the cowboy "please talk to God before next week, and ask if He thinks it's apt for you to dress in such a way to attend church here". The next week, the cowboy came--and the pastor noticed he was dressed almost exactly as the week before; so he asked the old man, "what was God's answer", to which the cowboy replied "He doesn't have a clue on that matter--He hasn't been in your church in donkeys-years".

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

a man goes hunting for bear. He sees a bear in the forest, a grizzly bear. The man raises his rifle and shoots at the bear! The bear runs to the man, knocks away his rifle, throws him down, takes down his pants and rapes the man anally. (bears do this sometimes)

3 days later the man comes back, with a machine gun. He sees the bear and fires at the bear with the machine gun. The bear ran to the man (he is a bad shot apparently) knocked away the machine gun, threw the man down and raped him anally.

3 days later the man returns in a tank. He sees the bear and opens fire with the tank's main gun. The bear run to the tank, opens the hatch, takes the man out, throws him to the ground, then stops...the bear says "I am beginning to think you come here for something besides hunting!"

[웃 910]

One day barbie got executed by a 44 magnum: