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[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I don't have a fat husband

As long as you stay thin, in shape, and dress sexy for your husband while catering to his needs then it shouldn't matter if your husband ever gets fat or not....as long as you don't.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I believe you.

It's true. Not all men go to pot. Good diet and exercise work as well for men as they do for your wives. You should try it.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

It's true. Not all men go to pot. Good diet and exercise work as well for men as they do for your wives. You should try it.

I do not believe you have a husband at all.

And sorry, the disconnector on my keyboard fails sometimes and it goes full auto on me! I did not mean to post the same thing 4 times.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Sheesh, Trompe, all those FB pics of you and your husband... you just photoshopped yourself in? SACRILEGE!

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I do not believe you have a husband at all.

If only I posted a picture to prove you wrong.

Of course, if I did that you would be crushed and defeated by the truth, and your delusional sense of superiority would be blasted away.

That wouldn't be fun at all.

[Ban Hammer 13,502]

3 posts removed for being duplicates.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

3 posts removed for being duplicates.

Party pooper. I think they went a long way towards proving my "increasingly unhinged" theory.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

If only I posted a picture to prove you wrong.

Of course, if I did that you would be crushed and defeated by the truth, and your delusional sense of superiority would be blasted away.

That wouldn't be fun at all.

I'm sure. Thanks for allowing me my fantasy. I will allow you yours.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Sheesh, Trompe, all those FB pics of you and your husband... you just photoshopped yourself in? SACRILEGE!

I hope it isn't similar to the same FB page you made up for "Capt. Hammer".

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Party pooper. I think they went a long way towards proving my "increasingly unhinged" theory.

You would use a hardware malfunction to "prove something" about someone's personality? You have nothing else do you?

You ARE desparate.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I hope it isn't similar to the same FB page you made up for "Capt. Hammer".

Although it is flattering that any highly-literate new VJ member eventually gets pegged as a sock puppet of mine, I can assure you I am squeaky clean in this regard.

I can't help the fact that I do like to use big words. I'm an inveterate show-off.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I hope it isn't similar to the same FB page you made up for "Capt. Hammer".

Yeah, heres a facebook page. Yeah, that's me in the Lear Jet.

Capt Hammer. Happy Russian New Year!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You would use a hardware malfunction to "prove something" about someone's personality? You have nothing else do you?

You ARE desparate.

Proof number 2 that even the broadest of satirical jests are lost on you.

Do continue.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Although it is flattering that any highly-literate new VJ member eventually gets pegged as a sock puppet of mine, I can assure you I am squeaky clean in this regard.

I can't help the fact that I do like to use big words. I'm an inveterate show-off.

And I can assure you that your anything but squeaky clean in regards to Capt. Sock puppet.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I'm sure. Thanks for allowing me my fantasy. I will allow you yours.

Mine isn't a fantasy.