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btw did I mention my wife is 20 years younger than me, and when she hits the ripe ol age of 30 I'l most likely trade her in for a newer model? Until then I'l keep her around...I mean the sex is great, and her bod is super tight. B-)

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You're so full of it....LOL! I bet your wife has you trained and on a very short leash. As Walter from Jeff Dunham says ' All you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark.' tongue_ss.gif

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Sofiyya
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If these women are so amazing and superior, how did they end up with you guys?

Nica_In_Love
Nica_In_Love

The more I read your comments, the worse I feel for your wife.

Trompe le Monde
Trompe le Monde

They are off doing better things that don't include having an internet ####### measuring contest. Besides, they are not as insecure as you are.

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AND I have a 9" schlong! :lol:

Yeah...In the top drawer of the wife's side of the nightstand.......laughing.gif

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Gary and Alla Grand Master

Gary and Alla   3,694

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btw did I mention my wife is 20 years younger than me, and when she hits the ripe ol age of 30 I'l most likely trade her in for a newer model? Until then I'l keep her around...I mean the sex is great, and her bod is super tight. B-)

Kip, I suggest you rethink that. Alla is "in her 40s" (and I will say nothing more! :lol: )

HOLY SCHNIKEEES! They do not lose anything, Kip. Seriously, 20 year olds would kill for her body and any man/boy over 13 and up to age 92 ( that I am aware of) has the same reaction... :wow:

They get better with age, Kip. Hold on to your hat. Have your heart checked, I already had one heart attack! :lol: As the viagra ad says "Check with your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex!"

Yeah...In the top drawer of the wife's side of the nightstand.......laughing.gif

Did Alla tell you????????????

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Gary And Alla

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Did Alla tell you????????????

awesome. good.gifI couldn't believe how uptight some people were about that kind of thing when I first moved here. Did you know that here in TX we have a nudey bar on every bloody corner, yet you cannot sell ' adult novelties' or send them thru the mail?

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Gary and Alla   3,694

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awesome. good.gifI couldn't believe how uptight some people were about that kind of thing when I first moved here. Did you know that here in TX we have a nudey bar on every bloody corner, yet you cannot sell ' adult novelties' or send them thru the mail?

Of course, I am from Texas originally but that is why I live in a "blue state" They all want to control some part of your life but what happens in my bedroom is more private that what is in my refrigerator. Besides, I already had one heart attack. That thing is equally as useful as a defibrillator!

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Gary And Alla

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You're so full of it....LOL! I bet your wife has you trained and on a very short leash. As Walter from Jeff Dunham says ' All you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark.' tongue_ss.gif

It's not that bad. Close...but I still hold my ground. Iv'e learned to give in on the small battles for the ones I need to win. Like my football vs her chick flicks.

AND I have a 9" schlong! :lol:

All the guys who married RUB chicks do. :yes:

Yeah...In the top drawer of the wife's side of the nightstand.......laughing.gif

I made sure she didn't get a toy that would make me look "too bad". I learned from past mistakes in that dept.

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Charles has been modding since before you were even a member.

:no: just over 2 years - oct 2009.

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awesome. good.gifI couldn't believe how uptight some people were about that kind of thing when I first moved here. Did you know that here in TX we have a nudey bar on every bloody corner, yet you cannot sell ' adult novelties' or send them thru the mail?

that's crazy. sex toys are part of a healthy sex life.

Of course, I am from Texas originally but that is why I live in a "blue state" They all want to control some part of your life but what happens in my bedroom is more private that what is in my refrigerator. Besides, I already had one heart attack. That thing is equally as useful as a defibrillator!

:lol:

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awesome. good.gifI couldn't believe how uptight some people were about that kind of thing when I first moved here. Did you know that here in TX we have a nudey bar on every bloody corner, yet you cannot sell ' adult novelties' or send them thru the mail?

I like to tell Alla...

"You know, what we just did?"

Yes

"It is illegal in Alabama"

:o Vooooowhat?! No VAY!

"Yep, you will go to prison for that in Alabama"

Crazy people, just crazy. We have to go to Alabama, I want to be a criminal. :devil:

"We can't you will go to prison"

What about YOU? You did it too!

"No, only you, you have the offending body part, not me, I am a victim"

:angry:

This usually results in a "fight" which means she tosses me around wrestling style (I have to let her win after pretending to fight back)she pins me and I have to promise to take her to Alabama. This is all done naked and is probably illegal in Alabama in itself.

And now you can all go to sleep with THAT vision tattooed to your eyelids! :lol:

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

Gary and Alla Grand Master

Gary and Alla   3,694

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Anytime. If they are that tall and weigh that little then there are problems.

Alla is 5' 7". Without heels. I like Looooooooooong legs. :yes:

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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I like to tell Alla...

"You know, what we just did?"

Yes

"It is illegal in Alabama"

:o Vooooowhat?! No VAY!

"Yep, you will go to prison for that in Alabama"

Crazy people, just crazy. We have to go to Alabama, I want to be a criminal. :devil:

"We can't you will go to prison"

What about YOU? You did it too!

"No, only you, you have the offending body part, not me, I am a victim"

:angry:

This usually results in a "fight" which means she tosses me around wrestling style (I have to let her win after pretending to fight back)she pins me and I have to promise to take her to Alabama. This is all done naked and is probably illegal in Alabama in itself.

And now you can all go to sleep with THAT vision tattooed to your eyelids! :lol:

That is the state where it is illegal to sell any adult novelties and even have one mailed to you. Now there are cities in Texas that may have the ban but not any near where I live. In fact I drive all over Texas and see many adult novelty stores.

Alla is 5' 7". Without heels. I like Looooooooooong legs. :yes:

Mine can get over 5 ft tall with heels. I like.good.gif

 
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