How to manage your wife

[Danno 1,228]

How to beat your wife 101.

Now, Now, Now,

a beating is what you get when you run your mouth in a bar with no back up...... this is more like "corrective action" kinda like when you give your misbehaving youngster a spanking.

There is a difference.

[ScramJet 35]

Perhaps unrelated, but maybe government should start issuing licences for practicing Islam.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

The VJ FB crowd must be in a coma. This thread is begging for action.

[ScramJet 35]

The VJ FB crowd must be in a coma. This thread is begging for action.

Opinions aren't against TOS. Oh wait.. Banhammer!

[Rufus2012 175]

Opinions aren't against TOS. Oh wait.. Banhammer!

The <bleep> they aren't. Express any opinion against how moderation is done, and you will be moderated.

[Dakine10 5,452]

Perhaps unrelated, but maybe government should start issuing licences for practicing Islam.

That would require that the first amendment be abolished. That's a slippery slope. Be careful what you wish for.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

How to manage your wife? Say "Yes, Dear" and "No, Dear" a lot, si man no man sigh man.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I'll bite. It's sad that you feel a woman wanting respect needs to be classified as a 'feminazi'

And shame on you too, Danno.

Finally. I thought this board died or something. I don't have a retort atm...it's early here, but I'l try and think of a zinger. Hopefully that brings more out of the wood work. This forum needs a boost.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Rob is still around I think. Maybe they went camping down on wall street?

[Leatherneck 693]

There's a Imam in Washington state? Wow that place really went to sh*t.

Consider who moved up to Washington... there lies the problem.

[slim 1,525]

I like using a plastic clothes hanger. Hurts like hell but the mark clears up rather quickly.

Works better when she's sleeping and/or in the shower.

[Captain Oates 911]

If my wife came to me and said god had impregnated her by pointing a magic finger and saying " There, cop for that" , I would of course believe her and so would the rest of America south of the mason-Dixon line because they are the most gullible bunch of thickos since paris hilton's fans.

If it turned out to be like the guy next door, (Shakalaza Washington) I would wonder why it didn't look Jewish, as god is Jewish - but I would be so honored that god had pointed her finger at my wife and done that to her egg, I sure wouldn't hit her with the Qu'aran or A Duran Duran or even a bible

However, I would go and live in Florida - coz I would would rather go broke and hit the skids fo' I would take care of some other suckers kids

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Wrong again Slim. If a religious figure is speaking to his congregation, they are more open to suggestion from someone whom they may consider a spiritual leader, someone who they would seek council from.

Like Obama's Reverend Wright. Right?

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

one bait post removed, along with 3 quoting.

[Captain Oates 911]

Like Obama's Reverend Wright. Right?

Or like the ayatollah or pervert priests

people should respect their religious leaders and follow their guidance ?

Pervert priests and ayatollahs and pastors cause most of the misery in the world through all this stuff they incite

I am quite scared of all this extreme religious stuff because we Europeans know where it led and to come here to an extreme religious country like the US is quite worrying

Thank god I don't have any family here to worry about - prying into their bodies and legislating them and disapproving of them having a glass of sherry at holiday times. All this religious personal morality stuff carried into law while the religious leaders are fornicating with the best or wost of them

I keep my red passport handy in case it all ends up in religious war or they start peering through my blinds to see if I am having a sherry or monitoring my email to see if I email a transvestite friend (I have one)

Religious people are very dangerous and a constant worry to me. Why don't they do their own thing and stop trying to rule my life. The constitution tried to legislate a ban on that but they find ways round it all the time.

Stay in your churches and dominate each other - not me