Anne Frank, a Mormon?

[Dan and Judy 614]

Why is having your own planet after death weird, but ascending to 70 virgins in heaven isn't weird, or playing harps with St. Peter isn't weird? It's all about the same,

No. Playing a harp with Ole St Pete aint "about the same" as having 70 virgins at your beck and call. Not unless you're realy into harps

[scandal 951]

No. Playing a harp with Ole St Pete aint "about the same" as having 70 virgins at your beck and call. Not unless you're realy into harps

You have a point there.

Ok, when I get up there and the choices on the take out menu are:

a) Harps

b) Private Planet

c) 70 Virgins

I'm pretty sure I'll take c)