California flubs again

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

i hate it when work gets in the way of vj and facebook!

For some people it does not. Try to get one of those jobs. You can tell the ones that only post during office hours.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

i hate it when work gets in the way of vj and facebook!

Me too. Have the wife pick up a second job and go on unemployment. That way you have all day to post on here, FB and watch the tube.

[Ban Hammer 13,746]

For some people it does not. Try to get one of those jobs. You can tell the ones that only post during office hours.

i have one of those jobs!

just the schedule has changed briefly.

Me too. Have the wife pick up a second job and go on unemployment. That way you have all day to post on here, FB and watch the tube.

are you kidding? then she'd expect me to clean house and do all the yardwork.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

i have one of those jobs!

just the schedule has changed briefly.

are you kidding? then she'd expect me to clean house and do all the yardwork.

It's easy. I can do the house, shovel the snow and have something thawing for dinner in less than an hour. Start the laundry during commercials and start dinner and knock out the dishes right before she leaves work on her way home. I have it down to a science.

btw make sure you turn over the couch cushions so she doesn't know you've been laying on your ####### all day with the laptop on your gut.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Me too. Have the wife pick up a second job and go on unemployment. That way you have all day to post on here, FB and watch the tube.

But what if your wife doesn't allow you to post on VJ from home? Change your member name and post from work, right? That works.

i have one of those jobs!

just the schedule has changed briefly.

are you kidding? then she'd expect me to clean house and do all the yardwork.

Coulda married a RUB chick!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

It's easy. I can do the house, shovel the snow and have something thawing for dinner in less than an hour. Start the laundry during commercials and start dinner and knock out the dishes right before she leaves work on her way home. I have it down to a science.

btw make sure you turn over the couch cushions so she doesn't know you've been laying on your ####### all day with the laptop on your gut.

[Ban Hammer 13,746]

Coulda married a RUB chick!

yeah but then she'd probably know how to shoot a gun, and i'd be endangered.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

yeah but then she'd probably know how to shoot a gun, and i'd be endangered.

And what? Poison darts are better?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

And what? Poison darts are better?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

My woman is scared of guns, but wields a mean bolo knife. They are not for stabbing, or slicing, rather they are used for chopping and hacking.

Edited October 19, 2011 by Crusty Old Perv

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

My woman is scared of guns, but wields a mean bolo knife. They are not for stabbing, or slicing, rather they are used for chopping and hacking.

Ukrainian girls are taught to shoot AK 47s in grade school. 'nuff said.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Ukrainian girls are taught to shoot AK 47s in grade school. 'nuff said.

Knives don't run out of bullets.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Knives don't run out of bullets.

Good point. And if you do not run out of people to wield the knives before the rifles run out of bullets...you win!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Good point. And if you do not run out of people to wield the knives before the rifles run out of bullets...you win!

If they can't hit anything with a rifle, you give them bolo knives. Why waste bullets? Hence another term "borrowed" from the Filipino experience in American military history.

[Ban Hammer 13,746]

And what? Poison darts are better?

sometimes