Very OT:Why does fart not diffuse on a flight?

[incanada1234 0]

On a hot day, no less

Farts can cause arguments too. I had dodgy guts after Indian food one time. Let it rip at work and the air conditioning carried it into the next cubicle - where the people sitting there started arguing, and blamed each other for doing it. I was quite proud of that at the time. My mate "accidentally" did it in our manager's face when he was bending down under his desk.

I can't picture you typing up this post.

[kirk and Jenny 0]

Questions like this are just why we should have a Philosophy forum on this site.

[saturn5man 0]

I flew trans-atlantic and farted at some point on the flight, but i noticed that the smell stayed with me for the rest of the flight (4+ hours)as opposed to diffusing and getting mixed with everyone so that no one could know the source.

Anyone knows why fart does not diffuse on a flight at 38,000 feet?

Well, whatever you do, if it happens again on a flight don't try to open a window !!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I flew trans-atlantic and farted at some point on the flight, but i noticed that the smell stayed with me for the rest of the flight (4+ hours)as opposed to diffusing and getting mixed with everyone so that no one could know the source.

Anyone knows why fart does not diffuse on a flight at 38,000 feet?

Well, whatever you do, if it happens again on a flight don't try to open a window !!

Next time someone tries to open the door on a high altitude passenger plane before urinating on the cabin floor - you'll know why

[MrMrsKnight 0]

At least this one is not about ways to get your visa faster!!!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

At least this one is not about ways to get your visa faster!!!

They'll deny you faster if you fart in the AOS adjudicator's office

I'm sure they have a stamp that says "too smelly/toxic for America"

[chri'stina 190]

I flew trans-atlantic and farted at some point on the flight, but i noticed that the smell stayed with me for the rest of the flight (4+ hours)as opposed to diffusing and getting mixed with everyone so that no one could know the source.

Anyone knows why fart does not diffuse on a flight at 38,000 feet?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

My advice is take acidophilus tablets before boarding the plane. Smelly flatulence can be an indication of an imbalance of good flora in your intestines.

[chri'stina 190]

On your way to the store, haven't you ever let a big honky fart in your car with cloth seats, get out to take care of business, only to return later, sit back down and be overcome by that same honking fart smell escaping from the open cell foam of your cloth seats. It seems farts love to lurk in open cell foam....

Thats just my thoughts on the subject....

what???

On a hot day, no less

Farts can cause arguments too. I had dodgy guts after Indian food one time. Let it rip at work and the air conditioning carried it into the next cubicle - where the people sitting there started arguing, and blamed each other for doing it. I was quite proud of that at the time. My mate "accidentally" did it in our manager's face when he was bending down under his desk.

I love fart topics.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I flew trans-atlantic and farted at some point on the flight, but i noticed that the smell stayed with me for the rest of the flight (4+ hours)as opposed to diffusing and getting mixed with everyone so that no one could know the source.

Anyone knows why fart does not diffuse on a flight at 38,000 feet?

You sh!t your pants. That's why.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I flew trans-atlantic and farted at some point on the flight, but i noticed that the smell stayed with me for the rest of the flight (4+ hours)as opposed to diffusing and getting mixed with everyone so that no one could know the source.

Anyone knows why fart does not diffuse on a flight at 38,000 feet?

You sh!t your pants. That's why.

Always a good idea to take a second pair of underwear in your hand luggage, in case the immodium fails

[Sheriff Uling 3]

Ditto!!!

[Fuzzness 2]

akatagirl is correct

[kirk and Jenny 0]

Socrates= the essence of the fart is central to human character

Aristotle= you must experience the fart to understand the fart

Descartes= I fart therefore I am

Kant=there is the fart in the neumana and the Phenomena, two different farts

Nietche= “Beyond farting and non farting”

Sarte=The fart does not exist, just a view of the conditioned mine

Bush=Fart, that smells kinda good, lets have a barbecue

[gugu24 0]

OMG I am dieing over this thread. I'm 6 mths preg and I laughed so hard i thought i'd push the baby out lol. My fiance just got our 1 yr old to sleep and laid down also. I had to stop reading and run out of the room in order to regain control. on one of my flights here(19 hours) I had the pips. they werent smelly (least i didn't notice) but they were squeeky loud and I couldn't control it. I'd rather have the silent deadly ones so i could play dumb rather than the noise maker ones that people canpin point by ear.