Am I a closet evangelical ?

[Captain Oates 911]

Michele Barkmad says she is submissive to her man

She is saying this to appeal to evangelicals !!

I have only met two submissive women in my life and they were great - but financially needy

Can it really be that evangelical women are submissive without being financially needy ?

If so, I have taken a wrong turn in life and paying a 10% tithe to some conjob church and getting some submissiveness would have been the way to go

Edited September 29, 2011 by Alan the Red

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Someone! PLEASE! Post the photo of Michele with her sausage friend, I don;t know how. Charles! Help!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Someone! PLEASE! Post the photo of Michele with her sausage friend, I don;t know how. Charles! Help!

nOOb!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

nOOb!

I am! I have no idea how to do that. I am a gun guy, not a computer guy.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

[Captain Oates 911]

Someone! PLEASE! Post the photo of Michele with her sausage friend, I don;t know how. Charles! Help!

You don't mean her gay husband ?

I wouldn't mind a submissive with a sausage friend because at least it shows she isn't a vegetarian

No point having a vegetarian submissive (nod, nod, wink wink)

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

Someone! PLEASE! Post the photo of Michele with her sausage friend, I don;t know how. Charles! Help!

[Captain Oates 911]

This woman could not be faithful !

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Thats not it, that isn't even attractive. You know the one, Charles posted it in another thread about how dominant women do not get as much sex.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Thats not it, that isn't even attractive. You know the one, Charles posted it in another thread about how dominant women do not get as much sex.

You have the hots for MB?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Impressive! Now that is fast service! You are much faster than the cops if I call 911, No wonder you carry a gun.

She is demonstrating at a Evangelical retreat how to be submissive.

You have the hots for MB?

NO! Are you kidding me right now? You see the photo of Alla in my post? Don't be silly.

It is just a hilarious photo and appropriate to this thread

[Captain Oates 911]

Impressive! Now that is fast service! You are much faster than the cops if I call 911, No wonder you carry a gun.

She is demonstrating at a Evangelical retreat how to be submissive.

I knew she was incompetent - she doesn't even know you are supposed to take your teeth out or to look at the camera or to lick the sauce off first

But would a submissive evangelical be willing to have a set of good gnashers taken out and replaced with falsies at my command ?

Just what do evangelicals believe ? Would they reload my rifle bullets (300 in one evening)

Jesus didn't even have a bird, so what did he know about training women to be submissive ? All talk I reckon - he would have gotten his ear chewed too if he had taken the plunge

"The reason I can't marry you is my dad wants me to die nailed to a cross pretty soon now - you do understand don't you ? He gets these ideas sometimes and its no good arguing "

" What do you mean he sounds weird ? No weirder than your dad I bet "

Edited September 29, 2011 by Alan the Red

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I knew she was incompetent - she doesn't even know you are supposed to take your teeth out or to look at the camera or to lick the sauce off first

But would a submissive evangelical be willing to have a set of good gnashers taken out and replaced with falsies at my command ?

Just what do evangelicals believe ? Would they reload my rifle bullets (300 in one evening)

Jesus didn't even have a bird, so what did he know about training women to be submissive ? All talk I reckon - he would have gotten his ear chewed too if he had taken the plunge

"The reason I can't marry you is my dad wants me to die nailed to a cross pretty soon now - you do understand don't you ? He gets these ideas sometimes and its no good arguing "

" What do you mean he sounds weird ? No weirder than your dad I bet "

I like the eyes of the guy sitting behind her.

[Captain Oates 911]

I like the eyes of the guy sitting behind her.

It's his sausage and he is wondering whether to say anything

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

It's his sausage and he is wondering whether to say anything

I'd let her keep it if she let me watch her eat it