Ten points to ponder-did you ever wonder....

[spookyturtle 9,465]

1. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

2. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

3. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

4. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic movement, called rush hour?

5. Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

6. Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

7. Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

8. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

9. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

And saving the best for last:

10. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

i saw 10 points and thought this was gonna be about deer hunting

[natty bumppo 297]

i saw 10 points and thought this was gonna be about deer hunting

or something else with a different kind of rack ...

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

or something else with a different kind of rack ...

[Nagishkaw 510]

or something else with a different kind of rack ...

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the front door?

[misterbigtoe 45]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Why do we press the "start button" to turn off the computer?

Why are boxing rings square?

[Dave-n-Oksana 49]

If buses stop at bus stations and trains stop at train stations, why do they insist on putting a work station on my desk??