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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Turkey
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Well, then why do they stick a swab not any bigger than a weiner up your butt to get poop samples? Like, when your appendix ruptures. There has to be some there or at least bacteria. Oh and when you said, "it boils down to..." that made me think of a boiling petri dish of breeding bacteria, :lol:

I just don't get it and probably never will. Why? Just, why?

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Married May 21, 2004 in Istanbul.

NVC Timeline (to make my signature smaller)

02/11/2005 I-130 APPROVED!!!

03/12/2005 NVC sent I-864 fee bill to me.

03/28/2005 Received NVC case number and I-864 bill.

03/29/2005 Husband in Turkey receives DS-3032

04/01/2005 Husband mails the DS-3032 via UPS.

04/02/2005 Sent fee bill overnight to NVC

04/15/2005 Received IV Visa bill.

04/16/2005 Overnighted IV Visa bill.

05/11/2005 Received I-864 packet.

05/16/2005 Faxed requests for tax return transcripts.

06/01/2005 Received tax returns from IRS.

06/02/2005 Received W-2's from IRS.

06/03/2005 Mailed I-864 packet with required documents.

06/06/2005 NVC received I-864 packet.

06/17/2005 Mailed DS-230 papers to husband.

06/24/2005 Called NVC, I-864 is complete

08/18/2005 NVC received biographic info from husband.

09/15/2005 NVC message, RFE (not enough passport pages copied and sent)

09/30/2005 NVC receives RFE, entered in system.

11/01/2005 CASE COMPLETE!!!!!!

11/08/2005 Case forwarded to Embassy

12/27/2005 INTERVIEW IN ANKARA!!!

12/27/2005 Was told to get a joint sponsor (total #######)

01/20/2006 Embassy received our joint sponsor packet.

01/30/2006 Visa arrived at my husband's house via UPS!!!!

02/03/2006 Husband comes home to Austin, Texas!!!

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depends how long your weiner is I suppose.... or is that too much information lol!

I was asking some guy friends of mine why they like it (we talk about everything...) and they tell me it's because it's tighter than the coochie coo. So there. Yummy.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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Yeah, as I was typing "boils down to" I wondered how it was going to read. :P

I really don't know much else about any of it...mostly just repeating what that nurse said.

Does anyone else laugh when they are responding to the current topic on this thread, while looking at the title "my wife cheated on me when i was in morocco"? VERY off topic, we've gone. :lol:

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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I was asking some guy friends of mine why they like it (we talk about everything...) and they tell me it's because it's tighter than the coochie coo. So there. Yummy.

Maybe your guy friends need themselves one of these:

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:whistle:

Does anyone else laugh when they are responding to the current topic on this thread, while looking at the title "my wife cheated on me when i was in morocco"? VERY off topic, we've gone. :lol:

Off topic? :no: Not if there's another dean out there who served it up her tailpipe... :blink:

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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Does anyone else laugh when they are responding to the current topic on this thread, while looking at the title "my wife cheated on me when i was in morocco"? VERY off topic, we've gone. :lol:

Off topic? :no: Not if there's another dean out there who served it up her tailpipe... :blink:

ROFL, yes but we really have no proof of that. Nor do I think I really want any. :blink:

:lol:

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Denmark
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even I am shocked at where this thread went lol

March 4, 2004 NOA 1

June 29, 2004 NOA 2

August 26th -- interview date - we need to complete a I-601 waiver so it's back to waiting again

January 6, 2005 i-601 waiver approved!!!!

January 21, 2005 VISA IN HAND

February 12, 2005 WEDDING!!!!!

March 10, 2005 mailed AOS and EAD applications to Chicago

April 18, 2005 EAD and AOS receipt dates for NOA

June 30, 2005 AOS RFE evidence submitted (translated birth certificate)

August 10, 2005 ---EAD approved via infopass appointment

October 18, 2005 - AOS interview in St. Louis - received an RFE for vaccination supplement

February 9, 2006 - denial for AOS letter due to the wrong form being submitted from the doctor. PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU!!

February 16, 2006 - USCIS accepts the motion to reopen without an additional fee - finally something goes right! We should hear from USCIS St. Louis office within 2 weeks.

April 3, 2006 - Received welcome to America letter in the mail!

April 8, 2006 - Received GC in the mail - done for 2 years!!!!

March 1, 2008 - mailed off I-751

March 3, 2008 NSC delivery confirmation

March 10, 2008 NOA 1

March 28, 2008 Biometrics appointment

Legal Permanent Resident - just waiting for time to pass for him to have eligibility for citizenship.

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ohhhhhh okkkkk then...thanks.....that's only slighter better than what I thought they were.... :lol:

Maybe I should actually get round to watching Austin Powers.. :blush:

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even I am shocked at where this thread went lol

sister faith, it was all related..i think the OP spouse took a trip up hersey highway... :yes:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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even I am shocked at where this thread went lol

sister faith, it was all related..i think the OP spouse took a trip up hersey highway... :yes:

:o:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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sister faith, it was all related..i think the OP spouse took a trip up hersey highway...

:o

sorry sister karo, i was just guessing :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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