TSA Revenge

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I quite like being groped actually

I know a lot of guys who would pay good money for it

As my sergeant used to say - " Don't knock it til you have tried it"

I even like watching other people being groped

Is that kinky ?

You like being groped by dudes?

[Captain Oates 911]

You like being groped by dudes?

Yes because I have a tactic..

I can make myself believe those hands are Liz Hurley's ....but I need to close my eyes first

Sometimes I keep pennies in my top pocket so I can go out and come back in again!

Life is what you make it and it's all in the mind

Edited September 9, 2011 by Alan the Red

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Yes because I have a tactic..

I can make myself believe those hands are Liz Hurley's ....but I need to close my eyes first

Sometimes I keep pennies in my top pocket so I can go out and come back in again!

Life is what you make it and it's all in the mind

You must love getting haircuts from (insert TOS violation here).

Liz Hurley is quite possibly one of the most gorgeous women ever. I watched a really stupid movie a few months ago simply because I could see her bare bosoms a few times. I'm not going to lie, I've watched Bedazzled way more times than I should've. I even sat through Dog a few times too.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

You must love getting haircuts from (insert TOS violation here).

Liz Hurley is quite possibly one of the most gorgeous women ever. I watched a really stupid movie a few months ago simply because I could see her bare bosoms a few times. I'm not going to lie, I've watched Bedazzled way more times than I should've. I even sat through Dog a few times too.

WTH? You watched that movie more than once? I mean I like seeing a decent rack, but that movie was horrible.

Edited September 9, 2011 by Why_Me

[Captain Oates 911]

I suspect she is the most boring woman ever born

but who cares..

most guys turn their ears off after a couple of years no matter who it is

"ooo those lovely little double stitches round the lapel in the kind of pink but not pink if you know what I mean and it's like what my friend bought last year at the sale but different and it has a brand name and so long as you hand wash it and it will be perfect for Maisy's party as long as that Julie doesnt come because I know she has one the same color and she will be looking and smiling at her friends and its just awful and it made my cry and she does it on purpose but she was my friend before that Anne stuck her nose in and I'm not telling her where I got it and and and and ..."

Apparently, learning how to field strip an AR-15 without using tools... is BORING !

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I suspect she is the most boring woman ever born

but who cares..

most guys turn their ears off after a couple of years no matter who it is

"ooo those lovely little double stitches round the lapel in the kind of pink but not pink if you know what I mean and it's like what my friend bought last year at the sale but different and it has a brand name and so long as you hand wash it and it will be perfect for Maisy's party as long as that Julie doesnt come because I know she has one the same color and she will be looking and smiling at her friends and its just awful and it made my cry and she does it on purpose but she was my friend before that Anne stuck her nose in and I'm not telling her where I got it and and and and ..."

Apparently, learning how to field strip an AR-15 without using tools... is BORING !

Hugh Grant said she was spending the money quicker than they could make it.

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WTH? You watched that movie more than once? I mean I like seeing a decent rack, but that movie was horrible.

I'll watch it again if it comes on.

Apparently, learning how to field strip an AR-15 without using tools... is BORING !

You can use tools to field strip an AR?

Hugh Grant said she was spending the money quicker than they could make it.

She was coming to see me every weekend.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

meh....I never thought she looked that great tbh. I like the more lean looking chicks like Bridgette Fonda.

[Captain Oates 911]

Fit as a butcher's dog and that's for sure

She only messes with billionaires like Bing and the sultan of somewhere nowadays - which gives me a reason to do my stocks and options even harder

If they tell me when she is coming through SEATAC airport I will apply to be an unpaid frisker for the day

In fact I would pay the TSA.

Now there is way to solve the debt crisis

meh....I never thought she looked that great tbh. I like the more lean looking chicks like Bridgette Fonda.

I lost of those down a sidewalk grate in Seattle

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meh....I never thought she looked that great tbh. I like the more lean looking chicks like Bridgette Fonda.

I like her too. But I've always preferred a woman with a little bit more upstairs. Especially when it sits on top a small waist accentuated by shapely hips.

Bridgette's nice... but she's no Liz.

If they tell me when she is coming through SEATAC airport I will apply to be an unpaid frisker for the day

In fact I would pay the TSA.

This actually takes us back to topic, somewhat.

Rich people don't have to get frisked because they can pay to bypass security.

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This actually takes us back to topic, somewhat.

Rich people don't have to get frisked because they can pay to bypass security.

And poor people don't have to get frisked because they will drive instead of flying to bypass security.

[Captain Oates 911]

Osama was pretty rich - he should have bought an exemption then he could have had a week in Vegas

On my last trip Seattle to Amsterdam, (3 times a year) I was packed in between 5 Iranian guys

It did feel a bit weird but they were fine and looking fwd to some decent Persian grub

You can tell I am not a born American coz I don't say:

"I don't know where he would get Persian grub in Iran - they must import it"

Quickly changing the subject, I did actually sexually assault a TSA agent. I had bent down to put my shoes on , and as

I stood up, my elbow got caught under the huge bust of a black TSA lady.

I thought she would taser me as a minimum but she smiled sweetly and seemed grateful

She must have used my tactic and psyched herself into thinking I was Mike Tyson

Edited September 9, 2011 by Alan the Red

[Pooky 3,830]

And poor people don't have to get frisked because they will drive instead of flying to bypass security.

Good luck driving to Europe

[Captain Oates 911]

Good luck driving to Europe

Poor people are to be taken back into more formal slavery when that good 'ole bo Perry gets in.

Slaves dont have vacations or fly

Gimmers will have no social or medicare so they can't afford it

Rich people don't get scanned

Problem solved

I will buy up all the TSA scanners and convert them into 'visit heaven for a day' machines and sell em to Louisiana congregations for 25k each

[Pooky 3,830]

Poor people are to be taken back into more formal slavery when that good 'ole bo Perry gets in.

Slaves dont have vacations or fly

Gimmers will have no social or medicare so they can't afford it

Rich people don't get scanned

Problem solved

I will buy up all the TSA scanners and convert them into 'visit heaven for a day' machines and sell em to Louisiana congregations for 25k each

Too much midday sun, methinks