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Gary and Alla Grand Master

Gary and Alla   3,694

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"The earthquake moved Washington DC 10cm closer to Moscow. Obama is trying!"

"Obama was thrilled to hear the magnitude of the earthquake...he thought it was his popularity numbers jumping up"

"The earthquake caused John Kerry to drop a martini on his foot and he wants a military medal (purple heart) for it"

"Ghadafi is attracted to American women" (Funny, he actually had a harem of Ukrainian "nurses" can't fault his taste!)

Back outside I go, there are 42 million tall, slender, long legged, big eyed Ukrainian beauties on high heels outside all alone!

Just kidding, I have one for keepers...who needs them?

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VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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TBoneTX   45,292

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G-Bone -- tell the Ukes another: "Obama says that the earthquake is George Bush's fault, but promises that the quake will create or save 1,000 jobs!"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists.

They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

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