Have you ever pooped your pants?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Now you really are in the dog house.

He's got to bring his own blanket, I'm not sharing.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

It suddenly dawns on me the 5 and I have been led astray.

Scandal and Charles bare full responsibility for this

I have it on the highest authority (Justin)

that 5 won't, well you know what we've been talking about

without getting the OK from Scandal.

I on the other hand immolate Charles

he is my hero.

In fact I even wrote him a poem. check it out

He is trampling out the vintage

where the grapes of wine are stored

He hath loosed the fateful lightning

of his terrible swift sword

Defender of the tos

alert for violations

Charles reigns supreme with

fair and balanced moderation

from the halls of Malacanang

to the shores of Mindanao

He rules the Philippine forum

With the wiseness of an Owl

Today the Philippines

Tomorrow Bhutan

Now Charles is "The Man"

His truth goes marching on

Oh say can you see

By the dawns early light

The threads that he's banned

Or the posts he's deleted

Nooo says I

He can't be defeated

He is world renowned for

the justice he's meted

　

Even Obama called Charles to ask his advice

Resign said Charles not once but twice

Throw in the towel and cash in your chips

That's when Obama quit calling and

asking for tips

　

He basks in the glow

of Mass adulation

someday he will lead

the whole VJ Nation

A Beacon of hope

Like the rockets red glare

He shows us the way

He shows us he cares

On the blackest of nights

the poor huddled masses

can see for miles when he lights

the gases he passes

We are as children among bigger kids.

Charles put a whole gallon of chocolate chip Ice cream on the table.

He knew 5 and I would dig in and make a big mess

Scandal did nothing whatsoever to restrain 5

Yes 5 and I are the ones with Icecream dripping all down our shirts

are bellys are full and we are getting a little sleepy, there is more

ice cream on the table and floor than made it into our little mouths

but I can't help but feel that Charles and Scandal set us up.

Beautiful!!!!! Epithet for an age where men lead lives of quiet insulation. You will be so kind as to inscribe it on my tombstone, since Nagi IS going to kill me now.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Wait... You wern't living in San Diego in 82 were you?

I had no control over that situation either.

Im going to have to quit cold turkey soon, I used to have a life. Who is Judy?

Pssst....use a pizza box and then ring the door bell and run away.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Some might say you've been bullied by a long time friend. But I wouldn't.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Wait... You wern't living in San Diego in 82 were you?

I had no control over that situation either.

Im going to have to quit cold turkey soon, I used to have a life. Who is Judy?

No, you wait. You would be wise not to address me. Ever. You are right. You have no control. You and only you are responsible for what you say on this message board. You run your mouth without any regard to whom it may offend because you think you are being cute and funny. Impressive.

Now, having said that, I do hope you feel blessed. After all, I just gave you something that you came here for...a tiny bit of recognition.

Derailment of this thread. My apologies to the OP.

Edited August 26, 2011 by Nagishkaw

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I just pooped my pants.

[Dan and Judy 614]

No, you wait. You would be wise not to address me. Ever. You are right. You have no control. You and only you are responsible for what you say on this message board. You run your mouth without any regard to whom it may offend because you think you are being cute and funny. Impressive.

Now, having said that, I do hope you feel blessed. After all, I just gave you something that you came here for...a tiny bit of recognition.

Derailment of this thread. My apologies to the OP.

　

I get the distinct impression that I have angered you. That disturbs me because I'm a sensitive type of guy.

You point out correctly that I run my mouth without any regard to whom it may offend because I think I'm being cute and funny. You also agreed with me that I have no control.

Your gentle chiding has helped me to see the light.

I've decided to join a 12 step program. " Postaholics anonymous"

I tried stopping on my own and I made it for almost 2 months, then came the notice of action 2.

I felt the irrestible pull of Visajourney. Yes just like the moth to the flame.

I told myself I would only post in the PI forum. I tried, I tried, I tried. Just like the alcoholic who takes

just one drink, I was only decieving myself.

What harm could there be in browsing the K-1 fiance forums? And then due to loose moderation in the

PI forum they let in a thread on being a conservative Christian. I'm only human. (I'm not saying it is all

Charles' fault) But he held the gun while I stabbed myself in the back. Well one thing led to another

and as sure as night follows day I slipped back into Politics and Religion.

I found 5 there wallowing in his own posts. It was disgusting but I could not deny the attraction.

Eventually even Politics and Religion could not satisfy me any longer. I needed more.

Yes it's true I slid all the way into "Off Topic"

Not Just Off Topic but "Have you ever pooped your pants" off topic

　

The posts speak for themselves look at the times

3:17

3:21

4:18

6:11

6:21

8:13

8:20

8:46

12;15am

12:26am

Does anything short of addiction explain this behavior?

9 hours of poop jokes, I even made a field trip to walmart for inspiration.

It's true I gave not a thought whether or not someone would be offended

I curse my wit!

I only managed to stop by taking a sleeping pill. and then off to work at 8 am for 16 hours without

access to Visajourney. Now here I am back again

I deserve not your wrath, but your pity.

I ask you, Have you never been compelled to post nonsense just for the sake of the post?

Be honest now.

What exactly is an Acu jack anyway?

I'm on step one right now. Admitting I have no control.

I think step 8 is making a list of the people you have harmed. You'll be the first on that list.

When I get to step 9 Im going to have to look you up and try to make amends.

(sorry but that's the rules)

See that, I'm already making excuses to come back here and post

　

I've given 5 the times and places of the meetings but he is still in denial

He thinks he is just a social poster.

Are these the ravings of a mad man?

No just another lost soul. ready to start another Journey

The Journey to recovery

My name is Dan, and Im a postaholic

[Dan and Judy 614]

OMG that was good! my first post in over 24 hours. What a rush.

but answering my own post is a sure sign of trouble.

What do you expect me to do , there is no one here to post with.

Ok that's it

No more posting, Im stoping as of right now.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Seems that someone skipped his distemper shot again THIS month, si man...

[Dan and Judy 614]

I couldn't sleep. I didn't want to post again but I had to get this off my chest. I want to apologize to the OP for not taking this thread more seriously. Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a devasting disease.

Especially when youre in a mexican prison 12 to a cell sharing one toilet that was overflowing before you got there. It is a vicious cycle. Of course it is a stressful situation to start with so there goes

the IBS. Some of the fellows don't appreciate the odor and excess noises so they kick your butt. Naturally that causes more stress which triggers more IBS. The blankets get soiled but the nights are

cold so you use them anyway. The lice seem particulary attracted your blanket. They kick your butt again just on principle even though you haven't had an attack in hours. on the bright side, you never do get raped.

So you were posting on a very serious topic and there I was making light of it.

[Dan and Judy 614]

I couldn't sleep. I didn't want to post again but I had to get this off my chest. I want to apologize to the OP for not taking this thread more seriously. Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a devasting disease.

Especially when youre in a mexican prison 12 to a cell sharing one toilet that was overflowing before you got there. It is a vicious cycle. Of course it is a stressful situation to start with so there goes

the IBS. Some of the fellows don't appreciate the odor and excess noises so they kick your butt. Naturally that causes more stress which triggers more IBS. The blankets get soiled but the nights are

cold so you use them anyway. The lice seem particulary attracted your blanket. They kick your butt again just on principle even though you haven't had an attack in hours. on the bright side, you never do get raped.

So you were posting on a very serious topic and there I was making light of it.

Who am I kidding?

I know you guys saw through that little charade.

It's true, I couldn't sleep but I wasn't feeling guilty

I was just looking for an excuse to post again.

I feel dirty and I am ashamed of myself.

I won't be posting for the rest of the day.

Im just going to have to do this one day at a time

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Seems that someone skipped his distemper shot again THIS month, si man...

Too much si and not enough she man.