Have you ever pooped your pants?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

if hannah was german, we could call her "notfarfrompoopin"

Is that anything like fartvergnugen? Holy sh*ttenfreuden!

[nane1104 146]

Didn't poop but this thread for sure made me almost pee in my pants...

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Didn't poop but this thread for sure made me almost pee in my pants...

In your condition, that's not too difficult.

[nane1104 146]

In your condition, that's not too difficult.

I will not say how many times I went to various bathrooms today but if I add all the times during the pregnancy together, it would be enough to go on vacation

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I will not say how many times I went to various bathrooms today but if I add all the times during the pregnancy together, it would be enough to go on vacation

You sure you're not a dude?

[nane1104 146]

You sure you're not a dude?

Let's ask that squirming thing aka baby inside me, I am sure he'd like to know where the exit is...

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Let's ask that squirming thing aka baby inside me, I am sure he'd like to know where the exit is...

Your water broke? Hang on, Hon. I'll get the car. Most guyz have stuff squirming inside but Metamucil takes care of that, frequently in their pantaloons.

Edited August 26, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[nane1104 146]

Your water broke? Hang on, Hon. I'll get the car. Most guyz have stuff squirming inside but Metamucil takes care of that, frequently in their pantaloons.

Haha, my ultimate nightmare- pooping while pushing.

Glad we made it back to the original topic.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Haha, my ultimate nightmare- pooping while pushing.

Glad we made it back to the original topic.

But not to the restroom.

[nane1104 146]

But not to the restroom.

I always go in between replying...one reason why I keep my postings so short

[scandal 951]

Yes, Ma'am. I'm sorry just isn't going to cut it, is it? I guess I'll be staying here forever.

Some might say you've been bullied by a long time friend. But I wouldn't.

[Dan and Judy 614]

You know what's 'inapropriate' , don't you ?

As for you, IR5, you know better.

It suddenly dawns on me the 5 and I have been led astray.

Scandal and Charles bare full responsibility for this

I have it on the highest authority (Justin)

that 5 won't, well you know what we've been talking about

without getting the OK from Scandal.

I on the other hand immolate Charles

he is my hero.

In fact I even wrote him a poem. check it out

He is trampling out the vintage

where the grapes of wine are stored

He hath loosed the fateful lightning

of his terrible swift sword

Defender of the tos

alert for violations

Charles reigns supreme with

fair and balanced moderation

from the halls of Malacanang

to the shores of Mindanao

He rules the Philippine forum

With the wiseness of an Owl

Today the Philippines

Tomorrow Bhutan

Now Charles is "The Man"

His truth goes marching on

Oh say can you see

By the dawns early light

The threads that he's banned

Or the posts he's deleted

Nooo says I

He can't be defeated

He is world renowned for

the justice he's meted

　

Even Obama called Charles to ask his advice

Resign said Charles not once but twice

Throw in the towel and cash in your chips

That's when Obama quit calling and

asking for tips

　

He basks in the glow

of Mass adulation

someday he will lead

the whole VJ Nation

A Beacon of hope

Like the rockets red glare

He shows us the way

He shows us he cares

On the blackest of nights

the poor huddled masses

can see for miles when he lights

the gases he passes

We are as children among bigger kids.

Charles put a whole gallon of chocolate chip Ice cream on the table.

He knew 5 and I would dig in and make a big mess

Scandal did nothing whatsoever to restrain 5

Yes 5 and I are the ones with Icecream dripping all down our shirts

are bellys are full and we are getting a little sleepy, there is more

ice cream on the table and floor than made it into our little mouths

but I can't help but feel that Charles and Scandal set us up.

[scandal 951]

We are as children among bigger kids.

Charles put a whole gallon of chocolate chip Ice cream on the table.

He knew 5 and I would dig in and make a big mess

Scandal did nothing whatsoever to restrain 5

Yes 5 and I are the ones with Icecream dripping all down our shirts

are bellys are full and we are getting a little sleepy, there is more

ice cream on the table and floor than made it into our little mouths

but I can't help but feel that Charles and Scandal set us up.

Wow. I bet you just can't WAIT till Judy gets here, huh?

You sir, officially have way too much time on your hands.

[Dan and Judy 614]

You know what's 'inapropriate' , don't you ?

As for you, IR5, you know better.

Wait... You wern't living in San Diego in 82 were you?

I had no control over that situation either.

Wow. I bet you just can't WAIT till Judy gets here, huh?

You sir, officially have way too much time on your hands.

Im going to have to quit cold turkey soon, I used to have a life. Who is Judy?

[scandal 951]

I used to have a life. Who is Judy?

Now you really are in the dog house.