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  1. 1. Have you ever pooped your pants in public?

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HannahP   119

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So, I've pooped my pants twice in public. Yay, IBS. Also, yay pooping your pants in WalMart because it's not really that big of a deal.

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I've always liked this one, back from the days when public bathrooms had dime-operated locks: Here I sit, broken-hearted, Paid a dime but only farted. Yesterday I took a chance, Saved a dime but s

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So, I've pooped my pants twice in public. Yay, IBS. Also, yay pooping your pants in WalMart because it's not really that big of a deal.

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HannahP   119

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Not a weird question! Pooping your pants is a big deal. :(

we met: 07-22-01

engaged: 08-03-06

I-129 sent: 01-07-07

NOA2 approved: 04-02-07

packet 3 sent: 05-31-07

interview date: 06-25-07 - approved!

marriage: 07-23-07

AOS sent: 08-10-07

AOS/EAD/AP NOA1: 09-14-07

AOS approved: 11-19-07

green card received: 11-26-07

lifting of conditions filed: 10-29-09

NOA received: 11-09-09

lifting of conditions approved: 12-11-09

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So, I've pooped my pants twice in public. Yay, IBS. Also, yay pooping your pants in WalMart because it's not really that big of a deal.

I needed a laugh: Very true, Walmart is the best place. It is not a crime to poop your pants in public. I would suggest the day after Christmas when the line at the Customer Service Desk has 25 people in line and your at the end of the line for returns. Just ask the person in front of you to hold your place in line you use the bathroom.

When they say: well, I guess I can. Just say thank you. "I'll be right back".

Just close your eyes and never leave the line and meditate and fart. Open your eyes and say thank you. Ask for a plastic bag and some tissue from the other person 2 customers in front of you. That line will move FAST. :rofl: I needed the laugh. Sorry.

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There have been times when I decided to be brave and fart, only to realize that I should have been a coward.
The very best time to fart is when one has just stepped off a crowded elevator and the doors are closing, si man.

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There have been times when I decided to be brave and fart, only to realize that I should have been a coward.

I've always liked this one, back from the days when public bathrooms had dime-operated locks:

Here I sit, broken-hearted,

Paid a dime but only farted.

Yesterday I took a chance,

Saved a dime but shat my pants.

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Oh this one is very nice too.

The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,

It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.

Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens

And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!

So don't worry about those rumblings,

Be proud of all your trumps!

But remember, if you strain too hard

Your farts come out as lumps!

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Twenty or thirty times, is that a problem?

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So, I've pooped my pants twice in public. Yay, IBS. Also, yay pooping your pants in WalMart because it's not really that big of a deal.

i can only imagine what your native american name would be. :hehe:

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Sure, at the BK drive thru just last weekend.

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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i can only imagine what your native american name would be. :hehe:

Ralph?

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Yes, but nobody was aware. I had been prescribed to take tetracycline (antibiotic) for my acne. It reacted very badly and had a running, soiled my panties. Went to Walmart, bought some new undies went to the washroom and cleaned up.

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