Virginia / DC Earthquake Caused By 'Climate Change'

[Obama 2012 1,714]

There.

I said it here first.

Before the blame game begins!

Edited August 23, 2011 by DJ Kyo

[Zero Sum 305]

Or you could speculate that God is punishing America for being arrogant enough to still have people believing in scientific theory.

Or Obama?

He's Muslim. That's why.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Or you could speculate that God is punishing America for being arrogant enough to still have people believing in scientific theory.

Or Obama?

He's Muslim. That's why.

Hey don't forget that the big Gay Pride parade in NOLA caused Hurricane Katrina!

[Zero Sum 305]

Hey don't forget that the big Gay Pride parade in NOLA caused Hurricane Katrina!

Gays, of course!

[The_Dude 1,142]

LOL, that was basically a big aftershock.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Or Obama?

No -- according to the White House, the earthquake is Bush's fault; however, 1,000 jobs will be created or saved as a result of it.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Well I guess with all the CO2 in the air that made the plants thrive so much and grow that it created a burden on the surface of the area there and that made the ground shake.

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The lefties are more likely to blame it on fracking.

[luckytxn 2,264]

The lefties are more likely to blame it on fracking.

You don't know it didn't.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

I hear Michelle Obama is out today blaming too many fat people...

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You don't know it didn't.

Is that the bar for suspicion now? I don't know it didn't so it must have?

[luckytxn 2,264]

Is that the bar for suspicion now? I don't know it didn't so it must have?

It worked to blame Bush for Katrina.

[The_Dude 1,142]

It worked to blame Bush for Katrina.

I hope you familiarize yourself with American political history before you remove conditions or apply for citizenship.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

No -- according to the White House, the earthquake is Bush's fault; however, 1,000 jobs will be created or saved as a result of it.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Take it from a reliable source - it's the gheys:

Pat Robertson Blames Mild Earthquake on People Who Seem Kind of Gay

Almighty’s Anger at Metrosexuals Caused Ambiguous Quake

VIRGINIA BEACH – Evangelist Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program by saying that yesterday’s mild East Coast earthquake was God’s revenge on people “who act kind of gay.”

“All across the Eastern seaboard, there are men who get manicures, wear designer eyewear and know about thread counts,” Rev. Robertson. “God finds this somewhat gay-like behavior confusing, and He responded by getting mildly peeved.”

The televangelist warned that if Americans persist in their “seemingly sort-of-gay behavior,” the country should brace itself for additional ambiguous acts of retaliation from the Almighty.

“God will strike back at people who act sort of gay with all kinds of mild responses,” he said. “If you keep getting pedicures and facials, you can expect two to three inches of rain and some really hot humid days in your future.”

Rev. Robertson said that New Yorkers who reacted in an over-the-top way to yesterday’s temblor “run the risk of moderately annoying the Heavenly Father yet again.”

“God looks at people who get their panties in a twist after a little shaking, and He says to Himself, ‘Wow, that’s really kind of gay,’” he said.