Israeli-Arab Crisis Approaching

[Sofiyya 1,687]

I do denounce it.

Cool!

[Dan and Judy 614]

Sofi

Uhh............ this is a little embarrasing.

I usually pass all my reports on through number one Uh I mean Scandal

He makes us call him number one in private.

but this is very urgent and Scandal won't answer my secrete messages

I have to get this report to headquarters right away.

Do you think you could have Justin relay it for me?

Ok here goes.

Fall of Old Frizzle head imminent stop

2cn wife rescue succesful stop

Pleas ha boa met at rendevous poin alfalfa stop

Don't bother trying to decipher it.

the code is uncrackable

If you would just ask Justin to pass it on.

Thank You

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Anyone who will straps a bomb on themselves and target innocent people is a monster in my book.

The world is trying to make conditions better for these people. The biggest problem is not Israel but the there own extreme element. How can you ever get anything solved when you make excuses for the people who support it, there is no excuse!!!

But anything else is OK? Fair enough, the US Army will now act in proxy capacity for the PA and Hamas, any and all incursions by the IDF will be met with equal resistance by the US Army. The US Army will patrol the streets and stop the nuts who try launch the missiles, since Hamas won't have to. I like your idea. Since the "world," caused the problem in the first place, do you think that it might be fair to fix the problem? I don't have to read from your book, I have another and the author of that doesn't have to "try" to do anything, HE says, BE!" and it is.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

The ME

You're only an Infamous Lord, not THE LORD (and I don't mean that guy from Hawaii Five-O).

Sofi

Uhh............ this is a little embarrasing.

I usually pass all my reports on through number one Uh I mean Scandal

He makes us call him number one in private.

but this is very urgent and Scandal won't answer my secrete messages

I have to get this report to headquarters right away.

Do you think you could have Justin relay it for me?

Ok here goes.

Fall of Old Frizzle head imminent stop

2cn wife rescue succesful stop

Pleas ha boa met at rendevous poin alfalfa stop

Don't bother trying to decipher it.

the code is uncrackable

If you would just ask Justin to pass it on.

Thank You

You forgot to tell him to bring the chocolate chip bagels.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

I'm beyond that because I understand. I feel Scandal's fear, his uncertainty and I know that he seeks what I seek: peace. I seek peace because HE is peace, it is HIS word. HE leads astray who HE will. HE led the Israelites out of bondage, didn't he? HE loves not the transgressors so who will withstand HIS decree, who ever has?

Scandal needs to understand that peace isn't possible with a feeling of entitlement because that encourages intractability.

[Golden Gate 530]

Anyone who will straps a bomb on themselves and target innocent people is a monster in my book.

The world is trying to make conditions better for these people. The biggest problem is not Israel but the there own extreme element. How can you ever get anything solved when you make excuses for the people who support it, there is no excuse!!!

Why not try to understand where the Palestinians are coming from?

[Dan and Judy 614]

Naturaly since you only have a level 3 clearance it would be impossible for you to know if the bagels were mentioned or not.

I am not at liberty to divulge weather the bagels were mentioned or not.

Now hypothetically if yu were going on such a mission you could bring your own bagels

I know you are jealous of my close relationship with number one but dont go trying to trip me

up on an international forum just to curry his favor

Im not about to divulge top secrete classified information that is of vital import.

Just to be clear

I am not saying we will have chocolate chip bagels and I am not saying

we wont have chocolate chip bagels

If you have any further remarks please address them to J U S T I N

HE is the man on the inside. He is the one calling the shots

You know how even number one shivers in his presence

Any genitals reading this , please know that this message is also in code

so whatever you think you just read is all a mirage

Why not try to understand where the Palestinians are coming from?

Palestine duh

[mawilson 2,133]

Israel is a state that grants citizenship preference to Jews while limiting citizenship rights for non-Jews.

You don't have to be religious to make aliyah (immigrate to Israel), just Jewish.

Jewish identity encompasses more than religion.

[Golden Gate 530]

Naturaly since you only have a level 3 clearance it would be impossible for you to know if the bagels were mentioned or not.

I am not at liberty to divulge weather the bagels were mentioned or not.

Now hypothetically if yu were going on such a mission you could bring your own bagels

I know you are jealous of my close relationship with number one but dont go trying to trip me

up on an international forum just to curry his favor

Im not about to divulge top secrete classified information that is of vital import.

Just to be clear

I am not saying we will have chocolate chip bagels and I am not saying

we wont have chocolate chip bagels

If you have any further remarks please address them to J U S T I N

HE is the man on the inside. He is the one calling the shots

You know how even number one shivers in his presence

Any genitals reading this , please know that this message is also in code

so whatever you think you just read is all a mirage

Palestine duh

[Dan and Judy 614]

There is a sort of 'scandal walks on water' feel in this forum, not sure where it comes from. I recall a thread that was started not to long ago asking where he went, how smart he was and how they wish that he would come back.

I believe it is now referred to in the past tense as the 2cnd comining

[Dan and Judy 614]

Anyone who will straps a bomb on themselves and target innocent people is a monster in my book.

Are the people that climb into jets and drop bombs on innocent people also monsters?

The world is trying to make conditions better for these people. The biggest problem is not Israel but the there own extreme element. How can you ever get anything solved when you make excuses for the people who support it, there is no excuse!!!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

You don't have to be religious to make aliyah (immigrate to Israel), just Jewish.

Jewish identity encompasses more than religion.

Tell me if this kind of debate has a place in a true democracy. "democracy".

Israel Considers Restricting Citizenship For Non-Orthodox Converts

An Israeli parliamentary committee on Monday advanced a bill that could lead to lack of recognition for conversions to Judaism performed by rabbis from the Reform and Conservative movements.

Israel considers restricting citizenship for some who convert to Judaism

By Janine Zacharia • Washington Post

JERUSALEM -- An Israeli parliamentary committee on Monday advanced a bill that could lead to lack of recognition for conversions to Judaism performed by rabbis from the Reform and Conservative movements.

The bill could give the chief rabbinate, the religious authority in Israel run by ultra-Orthodox Jews, the power to decide which conversions are accepted, overturning an Israeli Supreme Court decision that ensures eligibility for Israeli citizenship for Jews converted by rabbis from all branches of Judaism.

Representatives of the Reform and Conservative movements, which have been battling for years for more rights in Israel, saw the committee vote as a threat to their efforts to strengthen their legitimacy in Israel. The chief rabbinate already holds a monopoly on such rituals as marriage and divorce.

"It sets us back 20 years in terms of the advances that were made," said Rabbi Steven Wernick, executive vice president of the United Synagogue of Conservative Judaism, an umbrella organization of Conservative Jewish congregations in the United States, who spoke by telephone during a visit to Jerusalem. "The practical implication of this bill is one that we are very, very concerned about and angry about."

The bill "delegitimizes most of North American Jewry" and brings back the question of "who has the authority to determine someone's Jewish identity," Wernick added, noting that 85 percent of American Jewry is affiliated with non-Orthodox branches of Judaism.

Also on Monday, police detained for several hours a woman who carried a Torah scroll to the women's prayer section of the Western Wall, one of the holiest sites in Judaism.

Police said that Anat Hoffman, a leader of Women of the Wall, a group that challenges the limitations put on women's prayer at the Western Wall, had violated a Supreme Court ruling that says women cannot read from the Torah in the area.

People who witnessed the confrontation said Hoffman was not reading from the Torah in the prayer area and had only brought it with her. Hoffman was ordered not to pray at the wall for 30 days.

"I've sort of been following it over the years," Mark Greenspan, a Conservative rabbi from Oceanside, N.Y., said of the efforts to scuttle women's prayer at the Western Wall, after watching the confrontation Monday. "I couldn't anticipate how disheartening this was to see this in person."

Special correspondent Samuel Sockol contributed to this report.

If you have any further remarks please address them to J U S T I N

HE is the man on the inside. He is the one calling the shots

You know how even number one shivers in his presence

Truer words were never spoken. If I don't do as I'm told, he will fire me, and I'm supposed to be the number one around here

[Sofiyya 1,687]

There is a sort of 'scandal walks on water' feel in this forum, not sure where it comes from. I recall a thread that was started not to long ago asking where he went, how smart he was and how they wish that he would come back.

I don't have a problem with scandal. He has a problem with me. He tried that tired "take it back or I won't be your friend" ####### on me, but I didn't back down, so I've been on ig every since. It's hard for me to believe that a guy who holds a grudge over something so small as a difference of opinion is truly a peacenik when it comes to Arab-Israeli relations.

[웃 910]

You're only an Infamous Lord, not THE LORD (and I don't mean that guy from Hawaii Five-O).

I am not The ME

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Sorry, I forgot to link the last article.

Israel Considers Restricting Citizenship For Non-Orthodox Converts