John Huntsman is crazy

[Ban Hammer 13,466]

that's not it

yeah i know, you hear that a lot

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

that's not it

yeah i know, you hear that a lot

I keep insisting that it is but women just won't stop laughing at my shortcomings.

[Nina~ 431]

Long fingernails...Check!

Weird expression with half-closed eyes...Check!

Carelessly tossed hair that curiously doesn't cover her face...Check!

Grabbing the sausage at the base with one hand and rubbing it on the side with the other...Check!

Mouth open incredibly wide so that none of the hot juices drip down her face...Check!

She should be a professional eater, isn't that what you were thinking, Chuck?

But why does she have a sharpie in her hand?

[Dan and Judy 614]

i think she's in the wrong profession

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.

Ronald Reagan

[Dan and Judy 614]

But why does she have a sharpie in her hand?

I wasn't going to mention it but since you ask.

She takes it down her throat as far as she can and then marks it with the sharpie.

She then withdrawls it and passes it on to the next candidate who trys to pass that mark.

If candidate #2 makes it past her mark, they mark his or her progress and then

pass it back and forth until someone concedes

The sausage is pure pork, no beef allowed

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

But why does she have a sharpie in her hand?

One in her hand is worth two in her...

Edited August 23, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I wasn't going to mention it but since you ask.

She takes it down her throat as far as she can and then marks it with the sharpie.

She then withdrawls it and passes it on to the next candidate who trys to pass that mark.

If candidate #2 makes it past her mark, they mark his or her progress and then

pass it back and forth until someone concedes

The sausage is pure pork, no beef allowed

She's from the state that gave us John Wayne, so I guess that makes it Pilgrim's Progress. No beef? What would Clara Peller say?

[Ban Hammer 13,466]

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.

Ronald Reagan

dang someone finally got it!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Something weird happened to your post 23, Chuck.

Nvm, it looks ok now.

But why does she have a sharpie in her hand?

Is that what that is? I thought it was part of a Prince Albert.

Edited August 23, 2011 by Sofiyya

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

dang someone finally got it!

But why do we always get screwed? :help:

[Captain Oates 911]

I welcome any candidate who is brave enough to reverse the generational theft -

stealing from future generations so that we can live beyond our means.

It's time to let Grandma go.

Gas a grandma eh ? I don't come on VJ for a couple of months and see nothing has changed

ok well I can play silly billies too:

Why not kill the future generations before they are born ? That would be even more effective as we could get dozens in one grave - and then we could keep borrowing from them as much as we like