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[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Where was she when we were all single, huh man? Regardless, thank you for keeping us abreast of this, si man.

Wife: "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

Husband: "No, Dear; the dress doesn't make you look fat. You ARE fat!"

On a sadder note, I realized that I was irrevocably married when I found myself standing in the checkout line of Victoria's Secret with two handfuls of women's underwear that She Who Must Be Obeyed wanted purchased, sigh man...

Some of us are married to women who were educated in the Soviet Union. They can snap your neck like a toothpick when you are sleeping.

Just shut up and buy the panties!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

They can snap your neck like a toothpick when you are sleeping.

In Latin America, it's called getting (or giving) a chicharron, ufff man.

Just shut up and buy the panties!

"Yes, Dear," he muttered compliantly.

[slim 1,525]

VS doesn't actually have the bigger sizes.

One of my favorite parts about that store.

They will custom order larger bras, but they don't do "we have that in your size." They do, "if it's not over there, then you can try Lane Bryant." Makes my shopping experience a lot easier on the eyes, to say the least.

Some stores here do not allow it and the reaction seems to range between "who cares, its your husband" or "#######!!!!!!!! Are you kidding me?" Not much in between.

Every time I get suckered into shopping with my wife and she wakes me up, drags me out of the man chair and I have to go back for the "fashion show" I always turn the corner and almost run into a scared little girl with that look in her eyes. Then, she sees my wife doing the show, and she decides she'd like to play as well. "Do you think my boyfriend would like this?"

I hate it when that happens.

I would say from my hands on experience that RUB women generally have smaller breasts than American women.

RUB women have smaller breasts... but they have smaller bodies as well so proportionally speaking, they have big breasts. Or, at least it appears that way. It's tougher to fool the hands than it is the eyes!

sign up for the free stuff (panties, et al) But DON'T go there to get your wife fitted, etc. Go to Nordstroms or, if you're in a big city, a specialty store. They don't do a good job at VS. I have heard bad things about their bras as well, but I haven't bought one there since high school.

Excellent point. You want the "old lady" to do the fitting, not the girl with three months experience. Proper fitting is a professional's job, not for amateurs.

I found myself standing in the checkout line of Victoria's Secret with two handfuls of women's underwear that She Who Must Be Obeyed wanted purchased, sigh man...

Two handfuls of undwear is still cheaper than one bra. Be glad that's all you were buying. And, often they're on sale 3/$20 or only a few bucks each. Bras rarely drop below $24.99 each. Your best bet is the semi-annual sale coupled with a coupon and her charge card. You can get 'em cheap then. Not only will you have two handfuls, but you'll be carrying around one of those cool pink mesh bags.

You never look cooler than when you're holding a pink mesh bag standing outside the fitting room.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

On a sadder note, I realized that I was irrevocably married when I found myself standing in the checkout line of Victoria's Secret with two handfuls of women's underwear that She Who Must Be Obeyed wanted purchased, sigh man...

Poor guy. I remember going to Victoria's Secret with three young Filipina's, two of which this was their first time rummaging through all the lingerie in the second half of the store. It was entertaining, to say the least.

Edited August 22, 2011 by Crusty Old Perv

[TBoneTX 45,309]

You never look cooler than when you're holding a pink mesh bag standing outside the fitting room.

You might never look cooler; I would never look more suicidal, no man.

I remember going to Victoria's Secret with three young Filipina's

Did they Fil up their arms with purchases?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Did they Fil up their arms with purchases?

Sea man. And I had my own private lingerie show later.

Edited August 22, 2011 by Crusty Old Perv

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Sea man. And I had my own private lingerie show later.

From RUB women?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

From RUB women?

No thanks. My wife would kill them all, and not talk to me for week.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

My wife would [...] not talk to me for week.

Sometimes, this is not a bad thing at all, no man. To wit, see man:

The police sergeant and two officers hauled a suspected criminal into the interrogation room. After two hours, the policemen exited, breathing hard and sweating. "Well, did you give that perp the third degree?" their lieutenant asked.

"We tried," said the sergeant wearily, "but every time we accused him of the crime, he simply muttered 'Yes, Dear; whatever you say, Dear' and dozed off again."

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

No thanks. My wife would kill them all, and not talk to me for week.

Are you sure she isn't a RUB woman? Oh, NM, I forgot. Alla would never stop talking.

I am in Ukraine and have to behave myself, I hear rumors there are beautiful tall, slender women. with big eyes, long legs and high heels right outside and Alla wants to go for a walk. I will try not to notice them.

[Lena and Igor 5]

Are you sure she isn't a RUB woman? Oh, NM, I forgot. Alla would never stop talking.

I am in Ukraine and have to behave myself, I hear rumors there are beautiful tall, slender women. with big eyes, long legs and high heels right outside and Alla wants to go for a walk. I will try not to notice them.

Impossible not to notice! And Alla will know when you stretch your eyeballs. Be careful!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Are you sure she isn't a RUB woman? Oh, NM, I forgot. Alla would never stop talking.

I am in Ukraine and have to behave myself, I hear rumors there are beautiful tall, slender women. with big eyes, long legs and high heels right outside and Alla wants to go for a walk. I will try not to notice them.

It is an endearing quality, that the more upset your Filipina wife is, the quieter she gets.

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[Gary and Alla 3,694]

It is an endearing quality, that the more upset your Filipina wife is, the quieter she gets.

Not with a RUB woman! (just ask the ABC American/British/Canadian women and they will tell you how subservient RUB women are) The more upset they get, the quieter WE get! That is why you have to have a woodshop, or go shooting or some other hobby.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Impossible not to notice! And Alla will know when you stretch your eyeballs. Be careful!

Like when she says "Wow, wonderful girl"

What?

"that girl that just walked by"

Which girl?

"You are full of sheet!"

Moi? Ne pas moi!