14 Reasons Why Michele Bachmann Would Be A Really, Really Great President

[mawilson 2,133]

1. She's only 60 percent Republican-Democrat regimer, 40 percent **. Her parents were Norwegian Lutheran Democrats.
   
2. She's a religious fundie who thinks God talks to her through her husband
   
3. She's a lawyer, yay! We need more lawyers!
   
4. Her husband, Marcus Bachmann, is gay
   
5. She has a degree from Oral Roberts University where she mastered the art of the #######
   
6. She thinks education is overrated. Voted against the College Cost Reduction and Access Act and supports the teaching of creationism alongside evolution in public school science classes
   
7. She loves freedom of choice... for light bulbs, not for women. Introduced the Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act.
   
8. She promised to "wipe out unemployment" by eliminating the federal minimum wage
   
9. She called for phasing out of Social Security and Medicare - let's stick it to the boomers!
   
10. She is an isolationist and does not want America to be part of the international global economy. Quote: "I don't want the United States to be in a global economy where our economic future is bound to that of Zimbabwe, We can't necessarily trust the decisions that are being made financially in other countries. I don't like the decisions that are being made in our own country, but certainly I don't want to trust the value of my currency and my future to that of like a Chavez down in Venezuela."
    
11. She introduced a resolution calling for a constitutional amendment to bar the dollar from being replaced by a foreign currency. #### China and their plans for another global currency! They can try it, but we won't recognize it.
    
12. She believes global warming is a hoax
    
13. She supports increased domestic oil and natural gas production and exploration. Drill, baby, drill!
    
14. Israelis think she's Jewish because Bachmann is a Jewish name and because she spent some time on a kibbutz in Israel. This is good for our special relationship with Israel.
    

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This is an original, isn't it? Nice work. +1.

[mawilson 2,133]

This is an original, isn't it? Nice work. +1.

Yes, that was all me.

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Yes, that was all me.

VJ links get pretty high up on Google so this may show up on RedState before you know it

[mawilson 2,133]

VJ links get pretty high up on Google so this may show up on RedState before you know it

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

1. She's only 60 percent Republican-Democrat regimer, 40 percent **. Her parents were Norwegian Lutheran Democrats.
   
2. She's a religious fundie who thinks God talks to her through her husband
   
3. She's a lawyer, yay! We need more lawyers!
   
4. Her husband, Marcus Bachmann, is gay
   
5. She has a degree from Oral Roberts University where she mastered the art of the #######
   
6. She thinks education is overrated. Voted against the College Cost Reduction and Access Act and supports the teaching of creationism alongside evolution in public school science classes
   
7. She loves freedom of choice... for light bulbs, not for women. Introduced the Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act.
   
8. She promised to "wipe out unemployment" by eliminating the federal minimum wage
   
9. She called for phasing out of Social Security and Medicare - let's stick it to the boomers!
   
10. She is an isolationist and does not want America to be part of the international global economy. Quote: "I don't want the United States to be in a global economy where our economic future is bound to that of Zimbabwe, We can't necessarily trust the decisions that are being made financially in other countries. I don't like the decisions that are being made in our own country, but certainly I don't want to trust the value of my currency and my future to that of like a Chavez down in Venezuela."
    
11. She introduced a resolution calling for a constitutional amendment to bar the dollar from being replaced by a foreign currency. #### China and their plans for another global currency! They can try it, but we won't recognize it.
    
12. She believes global warming is a hoax
    
13. She supports increased domestic oil and natural gas production and exploration. Drill, baby, drill!
    
14. Israelis think she's Jewish because Bachmann is a Jewish name and because she spent some time on a kibbutz in Israel. This is good for our special relationship with Israel.
    

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Israelis think she's Jewish because Bachmann is a Jewish name and because she spent some time on a kibbutz in Israel. This is good for our special relationship with Israel.

She'll have competition there.

http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/JewishNews/Article.aspx?id=233871

Rick Perry is longtime friend of Israel - and Jesus

By JTA

08/15/2011 18:09

WASHINGTON - To some conservative Jews, Texas Gov. Rick Perry would make an excellent presidential candidate. He’s been to Israel more than any other candidate in the field and has said he loves it.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

She is a woman. if you do not agree with her, you are a misogynist. DEMS hate women and will probably not vote for her.

[sly_wolf 199]

She is a woman. if you do not agree with her, you are a misogynist. DEMS hate women and will probably not vote for her.

She's not a "Real" woman though.

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She's not a "Real" woman though.

No?

Looks all woman to me.

[mawilson 2,133]

Oral (Roberts) University graduate!

[SMOKE 1,426]

No?

Looks all woman to me.

[sly_wolf 199]

No?

Looks all woman to me.

Haven't you ever seen some of those men that can look like women? Besides, being a real woman is more than just how they look.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

No?

Looks all woman to me.

how can you not vote for that?