I love her so much, I had to hit her.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

they're both still there.

Really? I thought you invited Eric and Marc. Must have been AJ.

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But still, I don't see why Perry would want to become the President of a Nation that he is not particularly proud of.

Perhaps for the same reason that this man, Lucien Bouchard, formed and led the Bloc Quebecois, and served in the Canadian House of Commons as leader of the "loyal" Official Opposition for 6 years.

That is to say, he founded a party devoted to one mission: seceding Quebec from Canada. And he chose to do so on the federal stage, by swearing an oath as a sitting MP (Member of Parliament) and as Her Majesty's leader of the Opposition in Parliament (analogous to swearing loyalty to the Constitution in the US).

Hypocrisy, much?

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Really? I thought you invited Eric and Marc. Must have been AJ.

no, i knew better. i think it was rob or steven that added big E.

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no, i knew better. i think it was rob or steven that added big E.

It might have been Steven, I don't remember.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

It might have been Steven, I don't remember.

That would have been big of Steven, given how Eric has set a very special place in hell for Steven, should they ever meet.

And Charles! too, BTW.

Edited August 16, 2011 by Crusty Old Perv

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

If you see a man raping the love of your life, is OK to kill him?

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Rick Perry Presidential Executive Order 100001: Texas May Secede from the union!

[The_Dude 1,142]

no, i knew better. i think it was rob or steven that added big E.

Thats your special little friend, don't blame me

Rick Perry Presidential Executive Order 100001: Texas May Secede from the union!

Then he would be required to bring them back into the fold, as part of his job as President. Either that, or stand trial for treason. You know those Texans, so delusional.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Then he would be required to bring them back into the fold, as part of his job as President. Either that, or stand trial for treason. You know those Texans, so delusional.

a state can legally secede peacefully as long as the overwhelming majority of the rest of the union agrees to such.

[The_Dude 1,142]

a state can legally secede peacefully as long as the overwhelming majority of the rest of the union agrees to such.

As much as I don't want to pay for Texas' crumbling schools and public infrastructure, I think it sets a bad prescedent to allow a bunch of derps to secede. I think a better use for Texas is to put a giant wall around it and use it as a penal colony. It would have the dual effect of also being a buffer to keep many illegal immigrants out of the real U.S.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

As much as I don't want to pay for Texas' crumbling schools and public infrastructure, I think it sets a bad prescedent to allow a bunch of derps to secede. I think a better use for Texas is to put a giant wall around it and use it as a penal colony. It would have the dual effect of also being a buffer to keep many illegal immigrants out of the real U.S.

just remember, the US unemployment rate would look A LOT worse without Texas. Not to mention the loss of energy, agriculture, medical research, technology, etc...

Like it or not, the US needs Texas. Not the other way around.

[The_Dude 1,142]

just remember, the US unemployment rate would look A LOT worse without Texas. Not to mention the loss of energy, agriculture, medical research, technology, etc...

Like it or not, the US needs Texas. Not the other way around.

How do you figure that out? If Texas secedes from the union, they won't have the luxury of a military, or any sort of income. Gasp, they would have to increase taxes to pay for their crumbling infrastructure.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

How do you figure that out? If Texas secedes from the union, they won't have the luxury of a military, or any sort of income. Gasp, they would have to increase taxes to pay for their crumbling infrastructure.

Not exactly. Texas does have specific sections of the military that are controlled by the Governor of the state.

Income? Uh, taxes wouldn't exactly have to be raised at all. Instead of the Federal taxes going to the pig of the United States, they'd go to Austin instead.

"crumbling infrastruture?"

Texas has the best roads in the United States already in case you hadn't noticed. But thanks for playing anyway!

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Thats your special little friend, don't blame me

i'm innocent on that one.

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"crumbling infrastruture?"

Texas has the best roads in the United States already in case you hadn't noticed. But thanks for playing anyway!

You got to be kidding me. I live in an upscale part of town with roads filled with potholes. Most highways in Texas still have only 2 lanes with stop lights hanging from a wire when you cross a small town. Roughly half the CR (county roads) are paved with gravel. Most roads in Texas do not have pavements. And these are just the roads in Texas, lets not even talk about the other infrastructure like stormwater runoff, education, urban development, traffic girdlock, public transportation, etc.