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God’s Purpose for the Husband and Wife

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novi4christ
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God made from the man a woman, to be a companion and helpmeet for him, to be one with him, to cheer, encourage, and bless him, he in his turn to be her strong helper. All who enter into matrimonial re

keysjangle
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Do christian zealots enjoy sex? Or is it just a chore like cleaning a litter box? Do the couples who "know" each other frequently (1-3 times a month) pray after so that god knows it was because of the

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AH the smell of zealotry in the morning...

I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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Get rid of all your material possessions and come follow some hippie wearing sandals while wandering through the desert.

Did that already. He had some killer drugs, and the girls were easy. But that was so '70's. What do you got for me today?

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Do christian zealots enjoy sex? Or is it just a chore like cleaning a litter box? Do the couples who "know" each other frequently (1-3 times a month) pray after so that god knows it was because of their matrimonial duty and not for fun? Those 19 Kids and Counting parents must think it's somewhat fun. The woman has been geting fertilized consistently for the last 20 years. Imagining that husband groan and twist on top of his wife is enough to make me want to beat myself into a coma.

Thanks. I'll be here till Tuesday. Try the veal.

Careful, that's a sin. I always thought that the gynecologist cleaned the litter box. If the husband is groaning and twisting on top of the wife then maybe he best see a urologist, his man eggs might be in trouble and we can't have that before number 20. BTW, the veal tastes like shoe leather, it also gave me gas.

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Did that already. He had some killer drugs, and the girls were easy. But that was so '70's. What do you got for me today?

Check your prostate, then father 30 kids. Also, times have changed so get some killer girls and easy drugs.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Done. What else?

ALL your porn.

Get rid of all your material possessions and come follow some hippie wearing sandals while wandering through the desert.

But he gets to keep his immaterial possessions?

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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The_Dude   1,142

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Well, if sex was created by God, then I guess he intended to include the fun part?

If there was no fun involved, no woman would ever want to have kids...cause that part def. is not fun!:wacko:

So what day did god create the cleveland steamer? :rofl:

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He's also responsible for other brands of weirdness like fisting, 2 girls 1 cup/finger, The Great American Challenge, and men who inject saline into their genitals. God is weird!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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He's also responsible for other brands of weirdness like fisting, 2 girls 1 cup/finger, The Great American Challenge, and men who inject saline into their genitals. God is weird!!!

I was supposed to inject it, you mean that I've been pickling my sac a man for no reason?

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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TMI

That's a rather Hobbesian view of the matter however if it is TMI might I suggest a bigger hard drive.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Bad_Daddy   2,209

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That's a rather Hobbesian view of the matter however if it is TMI might I suggest a bigger hard drive.

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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That was one-eyed leviathan of a mental image to put out there. :P

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IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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