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Do christian zealots enjoy sex? Or is it just a chore like cleaning a litter box? Do the couples who "know" each other frequently (1-3 times a month) pray after so that god knows it was because of their matrimonial duty and not for fun? Those 19 Kids and Counting parents must think it's somewhat fun. The woman has been geting fertilized consistently for the last 20 years. Imagining that husband groan and twist on top of his wife is enough to make me want to beat myself into a coma.

Thanks. I'll be here till Tuesday. Try the veal.

1 to 3 times per month? :wacko:

There is no God. There does not have to be for anyone with a functioning brain cell to understand the difference between men and women and their roles in the family.

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God made from the man a woman, to be a companion and helpmeet for him, to be one with him, to cheer, encourage, and bless him, he in his turn to be her strong helper. All who enter into matrimonial re

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Do christian zealots enjoy sex? Or is it just a chore like cleaning a litter box? Do the couples who "know" each other frequently (1-3 times a month) pray after so that god knows it was because of the

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AH the smell of zealotry in the morning...

Gary and Alla Grand Master

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Well, if sex was created by God, then I guess he intended to include the fun part?

If there was no fun involved, no woman would ever want to have kids...cause that part def. is not fun!:wacko:

What a horrible thing to say. My children are hands down the greatest joy in my life.

We don't need any more so we just have sex for fun.

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He's also responsible for other brands of weirdness like fisting, 2 girls 1 cup/finger, The Great American Challenge, and men who inject saline into their genitals. God is weird!!!

1 cup/finger? I don;t think I have done that one. what is it?

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Those is a bit over the top. Probably best you didn't even bring those up. Maybe a mod can make those go away.

I didn't even look, since I figured that it might be too much even for a Crusty Old Perv let alone a drunken kitty. It freaked out Gary and that's saying a lot. If Kip pukes then it really is too much.

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The first time I watched 1 Man 1 Jar I had to leave the room and use my door frame to obscure my monitor. Note however, the man doesn't make a single sound throughout.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

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The first time I watched 1 Man 1 Jar I had to leave the room and use my door frame to obscure my monitor. Note however, the man doesn't make a single sound throughout.

GREEEEEAAAAT! Now I'm going to have stab my brain with a Q-tip so I can forget your description. If it was your job to scare drunken kitty, congratulations, mission accomplished. :help: :help: :help:1 Man 1 Vote I can understand.

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2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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I didn't even look, since I figured that it might be too much even for a Crusty Old Perv let alone a drunken kitty. It freaked out Gary and that's saying a lot. If Kip pukes then it really is too much.

What is that supposed to mean?????????? :lol: You may find my preferences rather mundane compared to that.

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Thank you. Not that I would go there again, but thank you. I guess you CAN find anything on the internet. :hehe:

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