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Should Bert and Ernie Get Married? To Each Other?

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  1. 1. Bert and Ernie Tie the Knot?

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elmcitymaven Grand Master

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To procreate yes.

But... but... I've been married twice and never procreated! So all of that marital sex wasn't really sex because it was merely recreational? And if so, none of it counted?

Am I really gay?

Ohmigod, I'm a lesbian. crying.gif

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"I'll name my kid Megatron if I get 1,000,000 likes."

Sofiyya
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B&E are six year old puppet people. Last time I checked, six year olds still couldn't marry. The way things are going, that could change, but it hasn't yet.

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Should we not be more worried that children can read and write? I don't care what consenting adults do in their "bedroom" "Sex Life" but why don't we stop with sexual orientation and get to educating?

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But... but... I've been married twice and never procreated! So all of that marital sex wasn't really sex because it was merely recreational? And if so, none of it counted?

Am I really gay?

Ohmigod, I'm a lesbian. crying.gif

Don't cry. It's not like there's anything wrong with that :hehe:

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But... but... I've been married twice and never procreated! So all of that marital sex wasn't really sex because it was merely recreational? And if so, none of it counted?

Am I really gay?

Ohmigod, I'm a lesbian. crying.gif

Lesbians are cool.good.gif

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Lesbians are cool.good.gif

hawt bi sexual chicks > lesbians

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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elmcitymaven   9,712

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hawt bi sexual chicks > lesbians

Maybe I'm bisexual. I'm attracted to men but not having procreative sex. Or maybe I'm asexual because I like having recreational sex only.

I think I need a lie down. I'm getting all hot and bothered and deeply confuzzled about my sexuality.

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Maybe I'm bisexual. I'm attracted to men but not having procreative sex. Or maybe I'm asexual because I like having recreational sex only.

I think I need a lie down. I'm getting all hot and bothered and deeply confuzzled about my sexuality.

Yes go lie down and.............

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Maybe I'm bisexual. I'm attracted to men but not having procreative sex. Or maybe I'm asexual because I like having recreational sex only.

I think I need a lie down. I'm getting all hot and bothered and deeply confuzzled about my sexuality.

There's nothing wrong with a threesome now and then imo. They say a chick knows how to turn on another chick in all the right ways and places. Throw a guy into the mix and you have: 3 > 2

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

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But... but... I've been married twice and never procreated! So all of that marital sex wasn't really sex because it was merely recreational? And if so, none of it counted?

Am I really gay?

Ohmigod, I'm a lesbian. crying.gif

Me like lesbians. :yes:

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I'm now lying in semi-repose, in the manner of Ingres' Grande Odalisque, cogitating on my new-found lesbianic, or possibly bisexual, self. I dunno, being ####### seems a lot of fun to me, boys.star_smile.gif

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I'm now lying in semi-repose, in the manner of Ingres' Grande Odalisque, cogitating on my new-found lesbianic, or possibly bisexual, self. I dunno, being ####### seems a lot of fun to me, boys.star_smile.gif

Life is good. :P

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I'm now lying in semi-repose, in the manner of Ingres' Grande Odalisque, cogitating on my new-found lesbianic, or possibly bisexual, self. I dunno, being ####### seems a lot of fun to me, boys.star_smile.gif

Besides the words needing a dictionary I like what you are saying.Tell us more. (pics are better)good.gif

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