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Half of men would ditch woman who gained weight?

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Yep. My dirty post got deleted. :blush:

Too offensive.

You poor, poor man. Next time remember to lock up the steak knives.

IR5

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2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Fandango
Fandango

Thankfully, my husband doesn't share the same attitudes of many in this thread....I am still not down to my pre-baby weight, however I am getting there. But it's kinda sh!t, even in jest, what's been

BishopM
BishopM

My first wife literally exploded with the fatz... Luckily...SHE left ME and saved me the hazzle... Its genetically impossible for AAm to get fat

Bad_Daddy
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Keep em on strict high protein diet of .....

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BishopM Proficient

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My first wife literally exploded with the fatz... :crying::help:

Luckily...SHE left ME and saved me the hazzle... :dance::thumbs::innocent:

Its genetically impossible for AAm to get fat :star:(L):D

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“Acquire the spirit of peace and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” Saint Seraphim of Sarov

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Amby Grand Master

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My first wife literally exploded with the fatz... :crying::help:

Luckily...SHE left ME and saved me the hazzle... :dance::thumbs::innocent:

Its genetically impossible for AAm to get fat :star:(L):D

omg that made me lol so much for realz :lol: :lol:

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Just re-read the title of this post and can't help but wonder, which half of men, top or bottom? :devil: :devil: :devil:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Top because the eyes are located on the top half :blink:

And we don't have eyes down there, beats the knothole in the fence. good.gif

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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My babe cooked awesome meals for me while home. As I was chowing down and because of this thread it made me realize that it would be hard to dump her even if she got big time fat. She has ballooned up from a size 00 to a size 0 though.blink.gif

I just tell the wife, "There is just more of you to love, dear." That generally gets her back on her diet for a few days.

Bad_Daddy Grand Master

Bad_Daddy   2,209

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Keep em on strict high protein diet of .....

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