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Since I've been told there's no bacon in the house, what do you think of the idea of two hot dogs taped "pontoon style" on a fish? Would this count as genetic manipulation? Would my army of pontoon-fish enable me to take over the world?

I think you need to think big. Taping food to small animals is really passe' you know.

A real man would try to install an oil filter on a camel.

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Since I've been told there's no bacon in the house, what do you think of the idea of two hot dogs taped "pontoon style" on a fish? Would this count as genetic manipulation? Would my army of pontoon-fish enable me to take over the world?

I think you need to think big. Taping food to small animals is really passe' you know.

A real man would try to install an oil filter on a camel.

Rebecca I actually have found WV on a map now. Be careful, cuz I could find you. :P

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Since I've been told there's no bacon in the house, what do you think of the idea of two hot dogs taped "pontoon style" on a fish? Would this count as genetic manipulation? Would my army of pontoon-fish enable me to take over the world?

I think you need to think big. Taping food to small animals is really passe' you know.

A real man would try to install an oil filter on a camel.

Sillly! Camels require air-filters frequently to clean out all the sand. It's the aerodynamic fins that were a challenge.

Hmm.....think big.....ok then.

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Since I've been told there's no bacon in the house, what do you think of the idea of two hot dogs taped "pontoon style" on a fish? Would this count as genetic manipulation? Would my army of pontoon-fish enable me to take over the world?

I think you need to think big. Taping food to small animals is really passe' you know.

A real man would try to install an oil filter on a camel.

Rebecca I actually have found WV on a map now. Be careful, cuz I could find you. :P

Why? There are no camels here.

Hmm.....think big.....ok then.

A blue whale, armed with twin fluke-mounted twinkie launchers, a pizza oven, a big ball of tinfoil (just in case) a swiss army knife.......and season 1 of MacGyver on DVD.

You're getting warmer.

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Since I've been told there's no bacon in the house, what do you think of the idea of two hot dogs taped "pontoon style" on a fish? Would this count as genetic manipulation? Would my army of pontoon-fish enable me to take over the world?

I think you need to think big. Taping food to small animals is really passe' you know.

A real man would try to install an oil filter on a camel.

Rebecca I actually have found WV on a map now. Be careful, cuz I could find you. :P

Why? There are no camels here.

Because if you keep encouraging him, I'll be there personally to collect the Baileys you now owe me. :lol:

And we're heading to bed shortly, so have at the thread uninterrupted. :P

All I can say is as long as he doesn't get hurt, it's okay to suggest.

(No, honey, that wasn't license to actually do anything either. Nor are any of these suggestions a challenge...)

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... Why? There are no camels here...

There's always the zoo. Think of the BIG animals there. What could you do with a giraffe and a hippo?

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I don't have Bailey's but I have cheap rotgut imitation Ryans Creme.

And I suggested camels implicitly because I knew he'd have a tough time finding one. You've GOT to learn how to handle these impulses, you know.

Oh, I know how to handle his impulses.

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I don't have Bailey's but I have cheap rotgut imitation Ryans Creme.

And I suggested camels implicitly because I knew he'd have a tough time finding one. You've GOT to learn how to handle these impulses, you know.

Oh, I know how to handle his impulses.

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ok I left... and came back... thinking... bacon and a fish both to slippery to stay together. I was going to give a suggestion...but I see the bacon laden cat thread has turned to "other" topics... :devil:

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ok I left... and came back... thinking... bacon and a fish both to slippery to stay together. I was going to give a suggestion...but I see the bacon laden cat thread has turned to "other" topics... :devil:

I just had a visual of what else might be getting bacon taped to it in that household....

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ok I left... and came back... thinking... bacon and a fish both to slippery to stay together. I was going to give a suggestion...but I see the bacon laden cat thread has turned to "other" topics... :devil:

I just had a visual of what else might be getting bacon taped to it in that household....

oh no :huh: dont go there please dont go there :no:

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ok I left... and came back... thinking... bacon and a fish both to slippery to stay together. I was going to give a suggestion...but I see the bacon laden cat thread has turned to "other" topics... :devil:

I just had a visual of what else might be getting bacon taped to it in that household....

oh no :huh: dont go there please dont go there :no:

I'm sorry. It just sort of popped into my head - you know?

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ok I left... and came back... thinking... bacon and a fish both to slippery to stay together. I was going to give a suggestion...but I see the bacon laden cat thread has turned to "other" topics... :devil:

I just had a visual of what else might be getting bacon taped to it in that household....

oh no :huh: dont go there please dont go there :no:

I'm sorry. It just sort of popped into my head - you know?

no no no :no: no popping and no taping bacon on... no no no :help:

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I don't have Bailey's but I have cheap rotgut imitation Ryans Creme.

And I suggested camels implicitly because I knew he'd have a tough time finding one. You've GOT to learn how to handle these impulses, you know.

Oh, I know how to handle his impulses.

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