Which POE?

[TBoneTX 44,924]

I'm lucky since I get to avoid the buffarillas working at Sally in favor of the cute little Korean chicks at the hood shop. We've made a trip or two to Sally but the cuteys close to home are so much nicer. (On the eyes, that is!)

I'd go to the local Korean-or-whatever place instead of to Sally, but I'm afraid that the employees would be the same ones at whom I routinely and vocally curse because they drive too slowly, @#&%! man.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I think our interviewer knew better than to ask things like that once I messed up our anniversary date. I guess she figured if I didn't know the date we got married, there's no way I'd know things like toothbrush color or what all that other ####### is.

I'm lucky since I get to avoid the buffarillas working at Sally in favor of the cute little Korean chicks at the hood shop. We've made a trip or two to Sally but the cuteys close to home are so much nicer. (On the eyes, that is!)

We have college boys beside us that I'm sure LOVE their neighbor. Especially when she brings her friends over and they sit around in the back yard with little clothing on getting tipsy.

Oh to be young again...

Buffarillas. Is that a VJ approved reference?

They had a small party for the grauating students at Alla's college and one of the students from her "practicum II" (student teaching) who had been making eyes at her finally came on and hit on her pretty hard. She said "how old are you?" He was 20. She said "You are younger than my son" She thought that would put him off but he hit harder! Must be into MILFs. Alla was flattered. Never believe that they don't like it! Sexual harrassment in Ukraine is not a problem...women consider it a benefit. Also, never let the college students hit on her more than you do!

[slim 1,519]

I'd go to the local Korean-or-whatever place instead of to Sally, but I'm afraid that the employees would be the same ones at whom I routinely and vocally curse because they drive too slowly, @#&%! man.

Those can't be Koreans driving slowly. Korea is possibly the funnest place in the whole world to drive because it's like bumper cars and grand prix all in one. Stoplights are a suggestion and the one with the biggest #(*^@#^%( is the one who gets the right of way.

Buffarillas. Is that a VJ approved reference?

I don't know if it's approved or not but that's the current term we're using around here.

They had a small party for the grauating students at Alla's college and one of the students from her "practicum II" (student teaching) who had been making eyes at her finally came on and hit on her pretty hard. She said "how old are you?" He was 20. She said "You are younger than my son" She thought that would put him off but he hit harder! Must be into MILFs. Alla was flattered. Never believe that they don't like it! Sexual harrassment in Ukraine is not a problem...women consider it a benefit. Also, never let the college students hit on her more than you do!

Women in their 40s are way hornier than women in their 20s. Thanks to things like the internet and shows like Cougar Town and Sex & the City, guys today are hip to the fact that they have a way better chance of hooking up with a 40-something than a 20-something.

And yes, the RUB women love it.

[TBoneTX 44,924]

Those can't be Koreans driving slowly.

Perhaps not, but today, I was late to work because I got caught behind a Vietnamese who was driving a Prius. That's even worse than rolling snake-eyes, aarrgh man.

In my studied view, there are six groups of drivers who should not be allowed on the road, ever, no man:

1. The handicapped (or at least not in the left lane);

2. Anyone 10+ years older than the posted speed-limit;

3. Anyone in a vehicle with more than 4 tires;

4. Anyone on a cell phone;

5. Anyone in a Ford EconoLine van; and especially

6. Orientals, aarrgh man.

A seventh category includes school buses, UPS trucks, and student drivers, aarrgh man.

I love drivers in Ecuador, si man: On a 4-lane divided city street with a car parked on the side of each lane, the taxi-drivers are able to drive 3 abreast at regular speed, missing the hitting of each other by (realistically) not more than a billibeter of space, no man. Sounds almost like Korea...

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Women in their 40s are way hornier than women in their 20s. Thanks to things like the internet and shows like Cougar Town and Sex & the City, guys today are hip to the fact that they have a way better chance of hooking up with a 40-something than a 20-something.

And yes, the RUB women love it.

Older chicks are total horn dogs. In my younger years I used to hit the Capt. Cook and Sheridan hotel (a couple of upscale joints in Anchorage) on Friday's after work just to horn in on the office chicks. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. Usually divorced, kids were either out of the house or close to it, and they always had nice homes to go back to...due to divorce terms I'm sure. Horny ol freaks to the max.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Those can't be Koreans driving slowly. Korea is possibly the funnest place in the whole world to drive because it's like bumper cars and grand prix all in one. Stoplights are a suggestion and the one with the biggest #(*^@#^%( is the one who gets the right of way.

I don't know if it's approved or not but that's the current term we're using around here.

Women in their 40s are way hornier than women in their 20s. Thanks to things like the internet and shows like Cougar Town and Sex & the City, guys today are hip to the fact that they have a way better chance of hooking up with a 40-something than a 20-something.

And yes, the RUB women love it.

Way hornier! Alla doesn't watch any of those shows but maybe the college guys are.

[slim 1,519]

the taxi-drivers are able to drive 3 abreast at regular speed, missing the hitting of each other by (realistically) not more than a billibeter of space, no man. Sounds almost like Korea...

If you think a taxi is fun... try riding a bus!

Older chicks are total horn dogs.

It's almost like paying attention to the fat girl.

Way hornier! Alla doesn't watch any of those shows but maybe the college guys are.

The college guys are starting too. They've been forced into watching them with their girlfriends so often it one day hit them, "Why am I messing with this young girl when I could be hanging out with cougars?"