Things that you dont tell your wife/husband when she arrives

[Traviesa 0]

"You weren't expecting dinner right?"

[Kez/JWolf 6]

"You wont mind if I go out with my friends tonight.... will you"

[Traviesa 0]

"My 6 other personalities are excited to meet you."

[dollface41601 0]

"The spare room at my parents should be just big enough for us"

[aussiewench 9]

When first arrive at the house.....'Here's a list of your duties that I expect to be done....I'll be home by 6 and the guys will be here at 6.30 to watch the ball game.'

[Traviesa 0]

"The cats and I expect our breakfast at 5:30 am sharp."

[JoelAndAnalyn 0]

I dont know. I keep waiting, waiting, waiting with no avail.

Anyways--- I need advice, on what you dont tell your significant other when he or she steps off from the plane. I will start it off.

"Are those all of your shoes, or did Imelda Marcos ride with you on the plane???"

I'm gay. (not really)

[trey 0]

I have a room at the YMCA. You don't mind sleeping with 150 other guys do you?

[Karen_L 1]

"I can't wait to show you our new home! Come and see, it's parked just outside... "

[Jamaica to CT 0]

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

meet spike, killer, and randy. they are my two pit bulls and my doberman.

only spike and killer are viscious. randy will just hump your leg

[Baileyj96 0]

.............oh sweetie did I not tell you I was in the witness protection program.

Edited September 14, 2006 by Baileyj96

[JenT 0]

"The kids have science projects due tomorrow. You're not too tired to help, are you?"

[I'm Gone 60]

Pull my finger.

[sercontigo 1]

How about...

Oh this? It's just a cold sore...it's the other ones "down south" that worry me a little.