Things that you dont tell your wife/husband when she arrives

[Chicago22 0]

I dont know. I keep waiting, waiting, waiting with no avail.

Anyways--- I need advice, on what you dont tell your significant other when he or she steps off from the plane. I will start it off.

"Are those all of your shoes, or did Imelda Marcos ride with you on the plane???"

[YuAndDan 153]

Great!, Now you got me thinking!

[JenT 0]

Assuming you purchased a round trip ticket to save on airfare:

"Don't misplace your return ticket."

[Chicago22 0]

Assuming you purchased a round trip ticket to save on airfare:

"Don't misplace your return ticket."

I Like that one, jen

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I dont know. I keep waiting, waiting, waiting with no avail.

Anyways--- I need advice, on what you dont tell your significant other when he or she steps off from the plane. I will start it off.

"Are those all of your shoes, or did Imelda Marcos ride with you on the plane???"

"Hurry up! The cops are right behind me"

[Widge 0]

"I left you the washing up this morning, I thought we'd start as we mean to go on!"

[Keith & Xiang 0]

I dont know. I keep waiting, waiting, waiting with no avail.

Anyways--- I need advice, on what you dont tell your significant other when he or she steps off from the plane. I will start it off.

"Are those all of your shoes, or did Imelda Marcos ride with you on the plane???"

Ok, how about this one:

"You actually think that I'M going to help you with your luggage?"

Of course I would never say that to my beautiful Qiuxang, heck I'd carry the world for her.

Thanks,

Keith

[Widge 0]

"I brought my mother with me, she's eager to tell you the wedding plans"

[trey 0]

"I brought my mother with me, she's eager to tell you the wedding plans"

[Widge 0]

"I've changed my mind"

ok I'm stopping now this is too much fun

[Keith & Xiang 0]

"It's about time you got here! The lawn needs to be mowed, dishes needing to be washed, the laudry's piling up, and oh, the yard needs a good cleaning from our great dane".

That would make anyone run back in fear. And NO, I don't own a great dane.

[Traviesa 0]

"I brought my mother with me, she's eager to tell you the wedding plans"

"I've got a surprise for you! May I present my 3 kids...."

[trey 0]

Oh wow!! Are you pregnant?

[Keith & Xiang 0]

Oh wow!! Are you pregnant?

OUCH!!! That would really be a shocker if that were to happen though, especially if the two of you haven't been together in over 9 months.

[Ta Ta 1]

What do you mean you only brought 4 outfits......( a guy ).....we can't afford new clothes right now.......we have to save for wedding...AOS fees....