You Might Be Filipino If Thread

[Crisostomo Ibarra 1]

You might be married to a Filipina if ... all brands of shortsleeve shirts with a collar are refered to as "a polo"

You might be a Flip if you call a collared golf shirt a T-shirt.

[Crisostomo Ibarra 1]

Chocolate meat? Love it. But hubby wouldn't even dare to try it.

Marie, have you ever fixed him some pinapaitan?

[Crisostomo Ibarra 1]

You might be Filipino (or Californian) if you never slow down, for pedestrians, for other cars, or for traffic signals.

Or, when you are on Interstate 5, you are impersonating Jeff Gordon on the job at Sears Point.