You Might Be Filipino If Thread

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

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[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

You might be filipina if your first time to Walmart you are looking for the whitening soap and lotion.

You might be filipina if you look at an american broom, and make your husband find a walis tambo, and walis ting-ting.

So hard to find a good Asia broom around here. I end up buying extras and rewrapping the handle before giving one to the wife.

If you keep finding long black hairs with the strength of bailing wire on everything and anything, you might be married to a Filipina.

[sjr09 155]

So hard to find a good Asia broom around here. I end up buying extras and rewrapping the handle before giving one to the wife.

If you keep finding long black hairs with the strength of bailing wire on everything and anything, you might be married to a Filipina.

That's the Truth.... Truth!

[gretchen_darren 67]

long black hairs with the strength of bailing wire

LOL, I thought that was bailing wire....

You might be married to a Filipina if ... she watches horror movies just to cuddle with you.

You might be married to a Filipina if ...you go to a family party and do not know even 10 of the relatives.

You might be married to a Filipina if ...your food has garlic in it, but no other spices.

You might be married to a Filipina if ...you gave up asking what is in the dish so you don't ruin your appetite or the smell.

You might be married to a Filipina if ...everything she snacks on has vinegar in it, vinegar and salt chips, dill pickles, vinegar and oil salad, vinegar with fruit, etc

You might be married to a Filipina if ...you find yourself watching GMA, ABS-CBN, or NBC/ABC

You might be married to a Filipina if ...karaoke is the most popular thing to do at gatherings and you are the only one who sounds like a screeching cat.

[sjr09 155]

You might be Filipino if...... you turn around when you hear somebody say 'pssst.'

[lbounds 16]

You might be married to a Filipina if ... all brands of shortsleeve shirts with a collar are refered to as "a polo"

Edited July 18, 2011 by lbounds

[magdasal 19]

You might be married to a Filipina if ... all brands of shortsleeve shirts with a collar are refered to as "a polo"

I did not know that...learn something new here every day.

[bubby18 0]

you might be filipino if....you use the word "comfort room" instead of "restroom"

....presidentiable instead of presidential candidate

....bottomless instead of refillable

[magdasal 19]

I don't know if these are 'Filipino', per se, or just my wife, so I'll throw them in here and hopefully find out.

You say "It giggles me" instead of "It makes me giggle"

You say "Yap" and "Nop" instead of "Yes" and "No"

You say "Hambooger" instead of "Hamburger"

You say "Letch-ee-us" instead of "Lettuce"

[sjr09 155]

You might be Filipino if....... you know what this is, and what it's used for.

[sojen 0]

You might be a filipino if .......if you pair your rice with pancit canton as your ulam...=)

[bowgirl 8]

You might be Filipino if....... you know what this is, and what it's used for.

i know what that is...some people in Batangas have and use that

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Mc Do's serves rice, spam and Portuguese sausage in the US! You just need to live in the best state for that. Brahda......

You might be Filipino if.... You know what chok-o-late meat' is

McDo in Hawaii yeah they do that.

Chocolate meat? Love it. But hubby wouldn't even dare to try it.

[terrrdy 0]

You are definitely Filipino if you own a tabo. And you take off your shoes/ slippers before you enter somebody's house. You might be Filipino if you're not used to calling your boss or anyone older than you by their first names. We usually use Ma'am or Sir. Lol! This is speaking from own experience. It was kinda awkward at first.

[hellINTIM 9]

And the spaghetti sauce is sweetish. It has catsup kasi

mas masarap daw yan sabi ng mga kano.......