California Cops: Angry Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Penis — Puts it in Garbage Disposal

[Dan_P 5]

doesn't sound like you can reattach this guy, lol, his wife made sure he won't be able to use it again...

Guys in Vietnam are just lucky they don't have garbage disposals. Btw, my wife told me about some of the stories in Vietnam, but no need to give her ideas, and perhaps I will remove the garbage disposal before she comes.

[Darnell 8,478]

Why does my wife read this story and nod her head up and down looking at me with that smug grin?

You should remove the electricity cord thingie under the sink, so the garbage disposal not spin rapidly.

that lady is my friend's coworker...this was her 2nd marriage.

Please let her know I feel really bad for her - men who cheat on their wife, is no hell hot enough for them.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Never read anything about him cheating on her ever. I read that they argued about him allowing guests to stay at his home.

[VinceN 25]

You should remove the electricity cord thingie under the sink, so the garbage disposal not spin rapidly.

Please let her know I feel really bad for her - men who cheat on their wife, is no hell hot enough for them.

Don't forget the microwave too, I've heard of that before.

[ScottThuy 140]

Guys in Vietnam are just lucky they don't have garbage disposals. Btw, my wife told me about some of the stories in Vietnam, but no need to give her ideas, and perhaps I will remove the garbage disposal before she comes.

In VN they feed the detached chim to the cho and thats that.. just as final as the GD

[luckytxn 2,264]

I got home finally yesterday and I took my babe out to China buffet and as we were eating she brought up that she saw the news about this. She had made a couple of jokes about the GUY and I told her she is bad for doing so as the poor man has no thingie anymore. She blamed the guy for this. I tried to tell her the lady was crazy but she said the lady was crazy because of him wanting to divorce her. She also told me I better behave myself or the same could happen to me.

I married a crazy lady and not just a crazy lady but a cruel crazy lady.

Don't forget the microwave too, I've heard of that before.

When my babe said she would do the same to me if I misbehaved I told her we don't have a garbage disposal she right away said she would use the microwave.

[ScottThuy 140]

I got home finally yesterday and I took my babe out to China buffet and as we were eating she brought up that she saw the news about this. She had made a couple of jokes about the GUY and I told her she is bad for doing so as the poor man has no thingie anymore. She blamed the guy for this. I tried to tell her the lady was crazy but she said the lady was crazy because of him wanting to divorce her. She also told me I better behave myself or the same could happen to me.

I married a crazy lady and not just a crazy lady but a cruel crazy lady.

When my babe said she would do the same to me if I misbehaved I told her we don't have a garbage disposal she right away said she would use the microwave.

Thuy read it and as we were eating dinner last night she said... "My love.. are you starting to feel tired yet?" I said no.. she said dont worry .. you will.... ha ha ha.. really f'in funny... she has a warped sense of humor...

[hniHnitsuJ 8]

I got home finally yesterday and I took my babe out to China buffet and as we were eating she brought up that she saw the news about this. She had made a couple of jokes about the GUY and I told her she is bad for doing so as the poor man has no thingie anymore. She blamed the guy for this. I tried to tell her the lady was crazy but she said the lady was crazy because of him wanting to divorce her. She also told me I better behave myself or the same could happen to me.

I married a crazy lady and not just a crazy lady but a cruel crazy lady.

When my babe said she would do the same to me if I misbehaved I told her we don't have a garbage disposal she right away said she would use the microwave.

Chet May Chua.. hahahhahaa

[luckytxn 2,264]

Thuy read it and as we were eating dinner last night she said... "My love.. are you starting to feel tired yet?" I said no.. she said dont worry .. you will.... ha ha ha.. really f'in funny... she has a warped sense of humor...

I asked the other girls that work in our shop and even my babes friend that lives here now and they all are of one mind. Not only are theyr crazy and cruel but twisted too.

It is weird but last night as I was laying down and drifting off to sleep it just popped into my head wondering if I was a light sleeper or heavy. I even as a drifted off remember thinking that for sure even if I was a heavy sleeper I would surely wake up if she tried to tie me down.

She even asked me if I wanted a divorce and laughed weirdly. I said that if she cuts my wee wee off I would want one. She said if I had no wee wee she wouldn't care if I wanted divorce. ####### logic is that? I am maybe seeing this as a cultural thing.

[dalegg 143]

I wonder at what point after losing your ####### does it not occupy your every thought. After 3 months would you be able to focus on your work again? 6 months? Surely every time you take a pee you'd be reminded of the good ole days when you could stand and pee, but at some point you'd be able to move on I'd hope. How would you satisfy sexual urges though? I guess you'd have to get yourself castrated too so you don't have those urges.

Maybe after a while, not having extra junk down there, and not having sexual urges would start to be a positive. Women can relate to this. My wife always wonders how I ride a bike for example. They seem just as happy to not have a ####### as we are to have one. Plus, look at the control women have in relationships because their sex drives do not run their lives. This could bring the balance of power back to where it belongs.

[SuperDuper! 230]

The angry VJ ladies are secretly cheering on this story!

Edited July 20, 2011 by Boing!

[quann 26]

I wonder at what point after losing your ####### does it not occupy your every thought. After 3 months would you be able to focus on your work again? 6 months? Surely every time you take a pee you'd be reminded of the good ole days when you could stand and pee, but at some point you'd be able to move on I'd hope. How would you satisfy sexual urges though? I guess you'd have to get yourself castrated too so you don't have those urges.

Maybe after a while, not having extra junk down there, and not having sexual urges would start to be a positive. Women can relate to this. My wife always wonders how I ride a bike for example. They seem just as happy to not have a ####### as we are to have one. Plus, look at the control women have in relationships because their sex drives do not run their lives. This could bring the balance of power back to where it belongs.

there's no positive i can see from losing your peen.

[Dan_P 5]

I told my wife I was going to hide all the knives, she said that's okay, she'll just bite it off.

[luckytxn 2,264]

I told my wife I was going to hide all the knives, she said that's okay, she'll just bite it off.

Friggin twisted. And there is nothing we can do about it now that we have found all this out after we marry them.

[ScottThuy 140]

Friggin twisted. And there is nothing we can do about it now that we have found all this out after we marry them.

Now that I am back home and she is still in VN missin me.. the joking stopped... funny how things change so fast... The vn sense of humor is something I have yet to understand so I just take it for what it is and dont let it get to me... We had a huge fight while we were on holiday a few weeks ago... having put it behind us, or so I thought, we worked things out and continued the trip... but the little things that took place during the fight seem to pop up as some form of joke from time to time since then as if they were funny....