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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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What would be better is a beach-front bungalow full of ovulating RUB lesbians who liked to walk around naked all day.

Volumes 1-20 of No Men Allowed. I think that is the plot of Volume 18. But, why lesbians? I would hope at least one or two liked what I had to offer.

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i'm also much closer to taking a monster dump than i was before you posted this thread, but that doesn't mean i'm gonna start a topic about it.

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Once my body (internal organs + brain) is unable to support itself anymore, shoot me up with morphine, a paralytic, then put me down like an animal at the vets office. I don't want to ever be artifici

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Good call! I hate it when I jazz all over myself. I knew I should've bought the name brand paper towels. Quilted is the way to go!

Most men don't acknowledge their CVD until they get ED. Priorities man!

That directly leads to the infarct, I'll bet..

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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I just live. I don't think about dying. If it happens it happens.

If it doesn't happen that would be pretty awesome though.

20-July -03 Meet Nicole

17-May -04 Divorce Final. I-129F submitted to USCIS

02-July -04 NOA1

30-Aug -04 NOA2 (Approved)

13-Sept-04 NVC to HCMC

08-Oc t -04 Pack 3 received and sent

15-Dec -04 Pack 4 received.

24-Jan-05 Interview----------------Passed

28-Feb-05 Visa Issued

06-Mar-05 ----Nicole is here!!EVERYBODY DANCE!

10-Mar-05 --US Marriage

01-Nov-05 -AOS complete

14-Nov-07 -10 year green card approved

12-Mar-09 Citizenship Oath Montebello, CA

May '04- Mar '09! The 5 year journey is complete!

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What would be better is a beach-front bungalow full of ovulating RUB lesbians bi sexual chicks who liked to walk around naked all day.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Fudge Report REALLY knows how to bring down a room. I hear at cocktail parties, he makes the rounds with such lively conversation like how many years all the party guests are collectively subtracting from their lives by smoking and drinking, and enjoying themselves. Pffft!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFSpml8oSw

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how would you like to die?
Probably yelling for help is how it'll happen, scream man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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