Laws

[scandal 951]

1. Scandal's Law of Weeding. "No matter how many you pull, there will always be more weeds in the garden."

2. Scandal's Law of Mosquitos. "No matter how many you swat, there are always more skeeters."

3. Scandal's Law of Summertime in the Backyard. "Despite the weeds, despite the skeeters, there's nothing quite like summertime in the backyard."

4. Scandal's Law of Beer. "Cold beer on a hot summer night is nature's way of telling you that there is a basic order to the entropy of the universe."

5. Scandal's Law of P&R. "Not everything has to be about Politics or Religion."

Enjoy those long, lazy summertime evenings, one and all.

Edited July 11, 2011 by scandal

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Laws were made to be broken.

[scandal 951]

Laws were made to be broken.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but sheep are ever lovely"

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

spooky's law of the herd: there's always one more flock over the next hill.