The Roaring Hot Tub

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Are you trying to scare me off this thread?

It will not work, you devious CABA woman!!

For some reason, this quote from Watership Down popped into my head, with just a little messing about with words:

All the CABA girls will be your enemy, American Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you.... Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

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For some reason, this quote from Watership Down popped into my head, with just a little messing about with words:

All the CABA girls will be your enemy, American Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you.... Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

This is why real men like WM and G won't sleep with CABA girls. You talk too much. Put some makeup on, try to look pretty and stop talking and maybe they'll deign you worthy of a second glance.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Can I bring my own?

Only if you keep track of them so they don't end up in the carpet.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

This is why real men like WM and G won't sleep with CABA girls. You talk too much. Put some makeup on, try to look pretty and stop talking and maybe they'll deign you worthy of a second glance.

Well, that's what My American Hottie tells me too. Perhaps I should listen to him more instead of demanding he bring me Family Size bags of Ruffles and vats of sour cream and onion dip while I watch Say Yes to the Dress.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Well, that's what My American Hottie tells me too. Perhaps I should listen to him more instead of demanding he bring me Family Size bags of Ruffles and vats of sour cream and onion dip while I watch Say Yes to the Dress.

C'mon, be a man and browbeat him until he does your laundry. Those sweatpants and muumuus aren't going to wash themselves, y'know!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Well, that's what My American Hottie tells me too. Perhaps I should listen to him more instead of demanding he bring me Family Size bags of Ruffles and vats of sour cream and onion dip while I watch Say Yes to the Dress.

You need a spanking.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You need a spanking.

No.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

CTS emphasizes that if anyone needs a spanking, it's the man. The emasculated, henpecked, berated, cowering man.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

No.

Don't be disobedient.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Don't be disobedient.

It's clear you're not married to a CABA girl.

Now get back in the kitchen and get me that bag of Funyuns.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

It's clear you're not married to a CABA girl.

Now get back in the kitchen and get me that bag of Funyuns.

Evidently not since I don't know what a CABA girl is. They're probably like Hillary Clinton.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Evidently not since I don't know what a CABA girl is. They're probably like Hillary Clinton.

She's a CABA.

(CABA = Canadian/American/British/Australian woman, which means she is over 250lbs, fond of wearing sweatpants and Uggs, and lives to steal men's money and SOULS.)

[spookyturtle 9,466]

She's a CABA.

(CABA = Canadian/American/British/Australian woman, which means she is over 250lbs, fond of wearing sweatpants and Uggs, and lives to steal men's money and SOULS.)

:lol: And I thought CABA was something hot.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

:lol: And I thought CABA was something hot.

-1 for not appreciating the innate hawtness of the CABA.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I would like to share a hot tub with this gentleman. He could feed me Cool Ranch Doritos.