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[ONA 133]

We have Chinese food in our food court... it doesn't have the American Chinese food classics like moo goo gai pan, but it's not like American Chinese food is any closer to real Chinese food than Taco Bell is to Mexican.

Same thing with sbarro being "Italian"

Anyway... no Chinese or "Chinese" food in the malls of my city yet... While Japanese food is quite popular.

[Krikit 1,164]

When she first got here, my wife would make a ham and cheese, turkey and cheese, balogna, etc., and say, "I eat today boorger for lunch." I tried to explain to her that boorgers are only greasy, nasty, delicious pieces of ground beef fried to perfection and then topped with cheese and she said, "Yes, but in America booorger it's means sandwich."

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Are you being serious about all your food quantities, TBone?

Si, ma'am.

"I eat today boorger for lunch."

I thought that a boorger is the result of picking our noses, whee man.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Si, ma'am.

I thought that a boorger is the result of picking our noses, whee man.

The correct Russian pronunciation is "GAHM-boor-ger" (true, that is the Russian word for it) They are deadly poison, cause tuberculosis, polio, cancer and brain tumors. If you eat one in front of an open window and catch a draft at the same time you will die immediately, right there. It happens. But if you take the same ground meat, mix it with onions, garlic, form it into BALLS and fry it in olive oil...it is good healthy natural food...here have 2 more! Must be that flattening the meat into a patty introduces all sorts of deadly pathogens.

Edited June 30, 2011 by Gary and Alla

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

The correct Russian pronunciation is "GAHM-boor-ger" (true, that is the Russian word for it) They are deadly poison, cause tuberculosis, polio, cancer and brain tumors. If you eat one in front of an open window and catch a draft at the same time you will die immediately, right there. It happens. But if you take the same ground meat, mix it with onions, garlic, form it into BALLS and fry it in olive oil...it is good healthy natural food...here have 2 more! Must be that flattening the meat into a patty introduces all sorts of deadly pathogens.

It's the secret sauce. Just stay away from ketchup, mayonnaise, and waxpaper.

[Captain Hammer 113]

It's the secret sauce. Just stay away from ketchup, mayonnaise, and waxpaper.

There is no getting away from the mayonnaise I'm afraid. It's Russian ketchup.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

form it into BALLS and fry it in olive oil...here have 2 more!

Uh, let's get this correct, huh man: You're suggesting giving both of your balls (fried first, no less) to a Russian woman?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Uh, let's get this correct, huh man: You're suggesting giving both of your balls (fried first, no less) to a Russian woman?

They will be handled with care and great skill. And mayo.