German woman chops off dead husbands penis to preserve it

[Jenn! 918]

okaaaaaaaaaay, but equally strange is the charge of mutilation... I mean seriously, she mutilated a dead body???

even stranger someone here on vj thinks she should be able to keep it

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

Weird, but she should have been able to keep it if she wanted to.

If surviving spouses can keep the ashes of a loved one after cremation, why not this?

provided the body is cremated in accordance with health directives sure. that don't mean you can start slicing parts off someone who is dead just because you wanted "a piece of the rock" ya know?

It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

[eric&gen 0]

Can a ####### float on water?

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provided the body is cremated in accordance with health directives...

You mean I can't put in my will that if I die at home my wife should just throw me into the fireplace?

illegal disposal of a body then. although you could always suggest she have a weenie roast on the outdoor bbq

It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

that don't give her rights to mutilate his body afterward. otherwise, you'd see lots of racks mounted on walls and i don't mean deer

[Jenn! 918]

It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

that don't give her rights to mutilate his body afterward. otherwise, you'd see lots of racks mounted on walls and i don't mean deer

What if he had agreed to it? For example, like Gupt said, in his will.

[eric&gen 0]

I wont let no one chop off my big ####### after im dead coz ill rise back from the grave back to haunt there azzes.

[Ban Hammer 13,677]

It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

that don't give her rights to mutilate his body afterward. otherwise, you'd see lots of racks mounted on walls and i don't mean deer

What if he had agreed to it? For example, like Gupt said, in his will.

still runs afoul of local and state laws.

I wont let no one chop off my big ####### after im dead coz ill rise back from the grave back to haunt there azzes.

i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna say it

[Jenn! 918]

It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

that don't give her rights to mutilate his body afterward. otherwise, you'd see lots of racks mounted on walls and i don't mean deer

What if he had agreed to it? For example, like Gupt said, in his will.

still runs afoul of local and state laws.

Which makes about as much sense to me as suicide being a crime....

I wont let no one chop off my big ####### after im dead coz ill rise back from the grave back to haunt there azzes.

i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna say it

Yes, poor wood choice.

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It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

that don't give her rights to mutilate his body afterward. otherwise, you'd see lots of racks mounted on walls and i don't mean deer

What if he had agreed to it? For example, like Gupt said, in his will.

still runs afoul of local and state laws.

Which makes about as much sense to me as suicide being a crime....

no one said the laws have to make sense

I wont let no one chop off my big ####### after im dead coz ill rise back from the grave back to haunt there azzes.

i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna say it

Yes, poor wood choice.

wood?

Edited September 12, 2006 by charlesandnessa

[eric&gen 0]

Did someone say WOOD???!!!!! hehehehehehe

[Jenn! 918]

It wasn't just "someone who is dead", it was her husband. I don't know, like I said, weird, but whatever flaots her boat....

that don't give her rights to mutilate his body afterward. otherwise, you'd see lots of racks mounted on walls and i don't mean deer

What if he had agreed to it? For example, like Gupt said, in his will.

still runs afoul of local and state laws.

Which makes about as much sense to me as suicide being a crime....

no one said the laws have to make sense

I wont let no one chop off my big ####### after im dead coz ill rise back from the grave back to haunt there azzes.

i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna say it

Yes, poor wood choice.

wood?

What a freudian slip!!!!

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What a freudian slip!!!!

well we know what's on your mind today

[eric&gen 0]

WOOD!!!!!!!!! WOOD???????????

[Marc and Olga 0]

I have to say THIS may have been a better option!

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I have to say THIS may have been a better option!

Warning to VJers in the office: NSFW!

[Jenn! 918]

I have to say THIS may have been a better option!

Warning to VJers in the office: NSFW!

Yeah, I checked the URL before I clicked. That'll have to wait for home...