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I saw a program awhile ago about a guy in Iceland who has a ####### museum - jars of penises from different mammals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

The museum attempts to collect ####### specimens from every mammal extant in Iceland, including several species that are endangered or currently extinct in Icelandic waters.

Sigurður Hjartarson, a former teacher, is the founder and director of the museum. The museum also exhibits a few specimens from mammals not living in Iceland, as well as folkloric specimens (alleged elves, trolls, sea monsters, etc.) and #######-themed art.

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I would be under the sea monster category... :lol:

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I saw a program awhile ago about a guy in Iceland who has a ####### museum - jars of penises from different mammals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

The museum attempts to collect ####### specimens from every mammal extant in Iceland, including several species that are endangered or currently extinct in Icelandic waters.

Sigurður Hjartarson, a former teacher, is the founder and director of the museum. The museum also exhibits a few specimens from mammals not living in Iceland, as well as folkloric specimens (alleged elves, trolls, sea monsters, etc.) and #######-themed art.

What a ####.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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That poor dude had one lol... :lol:

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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woody wood pecker.. hahahahahahahahaha.... :lol::blink:

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okaaaaaaaaaay, but equally strange is the charge of mutilation... I mean seriously, she mutilated a dead body??? :blink:

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That dead ####### wond get up anymore during the cold mornings lol :blink:

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okaaaaaaaaaay, but equally strange is the charge of mutilation... I mean seriously, she mutilated a dead body??? :blink:

even stranger someone here on vj thinks she should be able to keep it :huh:

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

Weird, but she should have been able to keep it if she wanted to.

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okaaaaaaaaaay, but equally strange is the charge of mutilation... I mean seriously, she mutilated a dead body??? :blink:

even stranger someone here on vj thinks she should be able to keep it :huh:

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

Weird, but she should have been able to keep it if she wanted to.

If surviving spouses can keep the ashes of a loved one after cremation, why not this?

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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You can actually now make a exact replica of your popo using a kit. I would suggest this as a better alternative.

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gross :wacko:

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okaaaaaaaaaay, but equally strange is the charge of mutilation... I mean seriously, she mutilated a dead body??? :blink:

even stranger someone here on vj thinks she should be able to keep it :huh:

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

Weird, but she should have been able to keep it if she wanted to.

If surviving spouses can keep the ashes of a loved one after cremation, why not this?

provided the body is cremated in accordance with health directives sure. that don't mean you can start slicing parts off someone who is dead just because you wanted "a piece of the rock" ya know? :P

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You can actually now make a exact replica of your popo using a kit. I would suggest this as a better alternative.

popo? :unsure::lol:

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