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A German woman chopped off her dead husband's ####### - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.

Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1992159.html

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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A German woman chopped off her dead husband's ####### - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.

Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1992159.html

i sure hope that article won't give anyone ideas :P

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

Weird, but she should have been able to keep it if she wanted to.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

Weird, but she should have been able to keep it if she wanted to.

who says you can't take it with you? :lol:

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Argentina
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Whatever floats your boat I guess... :huh:

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03-17-07 - Transferred notice e-mail

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Im not going out like that when i die lol. In my case they would need more than a butcher's knife more like a chain saw lol,

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Im not going out like that when i die lol. In my case they would need more than a butcher's knife more like a chain saw lol,

ok, superman "man of steel" :thumbs::P

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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Silence of the lame

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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maybe, she likes a cold one ever now and then

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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maybe, she likes a cold one ever now and then

or cold cuts on her sandwiches? :P

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A nice size ballpark frank for her buns... :lol::blink:

Citizenship

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Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

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Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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A nice size ballpark frank for her buns... :lol::blink:

maybe it plumps when she cooks it :lol:

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