Who killed P&R today?

[Karee 4,191]

http://www.burma-richard.org/2011/06/to-virtue-of-prostitute.html

[Pooky 3,849]

OMG! They killed P&R!!!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

But if I do, then you'll have to think about some yucky American woman, y'know, doing it. I mean, since I'm clearly a ballbuster who's probably pegging her boyfriend while making him bake HER a cake.

[luckytxn 2,265]

Go away a few days because I came home and this place goes to hell. Figures.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Go away a few days because I came home and this place goes to hell. Figures.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What can I say, the cake was good. I'm training this one up early so I don't get any of that back talk and instead plenty of delicious cake. He's practically perfect already -- after all, he did make me pork chops.

[luckytxn 2,265]

What can I say, the cake was good. I'm training this one up early so I don't get any of that back talk and instead plenty of delicious cake. He's practically perfect already -- after all, he did make me pork chops.

Always good to import girly men.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Always good to import girly men.

Nope. This one's home grown. Unless the Dirty South is considered "overseas." Much easier and cheaper to find the poor saps right here -- no need for USCIS and stupid forms. Plus, I don't have to marry him, just use him for his cooking skills and compliments until he's sucked drier than the Dead Sea and move on to my next victim. It's all good.

Edited June 19, 2011 by elmcitymaven

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Always good to import girly men.

Chocolate can make anything taste good I guess. Probably better than eating bugs.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Nope. This one's home grown. Unless the Dirty South is considered "overseas." Much easier and cheaper to find the poor saps right here -- no need for USCIS and stupid forms. Plus, I don't have to marry him, just use him for his cooking skills and compliments until he's sucked drier than the Dead Sea and move on to my next victim. It's all good.

A regular guy would have told you to shut your yap, get your ####### in the kitchen and come back out with some slop, a beer, and you better be not be wearing anything other than knee pads when you bring it. And don't stand in front of the TV if there's a game on.

[luckytxn 2,265]

Nope. This one's home grown. Unless the Dirty South is considered "overseas." Much easier and cheaper to find the poor saps right here -- no need for USCIS and stupid forms. Plus, I don't have to marry him, just use him for his cooking skills and compliments until he's sucked drier than the Dead Sea and move on to my next victim. It's all good.

Out of all the real men in the south you zeroed in on and grabbed one of the only wussies.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Out of all the real men in the south you zeroed in on and grabbed one of the only wussies.

He sounds like one of those sexually confused metrosexual ultra liberal girly boyz who's more comfortable wearing her underwear than his own. I bet he's originally from California.

[^_^ 5,021]

And don't stand in front of the TV if there's a game on.

Actually, if I'm watching, never stand in front of the TV ever. Chances are high that whatever it is I'm watching is way more entertaining or useful than anything you have to say. You could be male, you could be female. You could be my wife, my sister, my father in law, my friend. Makes no difference because youare not my TV. Stay out of my line of sight at all times.

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[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Actually, if I'm watching, never stand in front of the TV ever. Chances are high that whatever it is I'm watching is way more entertaining or useful than anything you have to say. You could be male, you could be female. You could be my wife, my sister, my father in law, my friend. Makes no difference because youare not my TV. Stay out of my line of sight at all times.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

A regular guy would have told you to shut your yap, get your ####### in the kitchen and come back out with some slop, a beer, and you better be not be wearing anything other than knee pads when you bring it. And don't stand in front of the TV if there's a game on.

Again, I don't know that I've ever come across one of these so-called "regular men." They sound awfully tedious. Let's face it -- I'm an American woman and I have no interest in providing any pleasure to my partner. He exists only to serve MY whims. It's not like I exactly bring anything to the table in terms of satisfying his needs. Eventually, after I've crushed his spirit fully and left merely a desiccated exoskeleton, I'll casually move on to my next prey.

I mean, that's what I learned on VJ.

He sounds like one of those sexually confused metrosexual ultra liberal girly boyz who's more comfortable wearing her underwear than his own. I bet he's originally from California.

Actually, Tennessee.

Actually, if I'm watching, never stand in front of the TV ever. Chances are high that whatever it is I'm watching is way more entertaining or useful than anything you have to say. You could be male, you could be female. You could be my wife, my sister, my father in law, my friend. Makes no difference because youare not my TV. Stay out of my line of sight at all times.

Sounds like me too.