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That pic is how I like 'em.

Oh, and Al Bundy is my hero.

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That pic is how I like 'em.

Oh, and Al Bundy is my hero.

+1 for Al Bundy.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Yes, big boobs are over-rated and no good.
An old buddy had the perfect rejoinder to this, and I quote it here: "Anything more than a mouthful... is preferred, si man." (He didn't actually add the "si, man," but it's appropriate emphasis.

+100 for Al Bundy. That was one of my favorite shows, si man.

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An old buddy had the perfect rejoinder to this, and I quote it here: "Anything more than a mouthful... is preferred, si man." (He didn't actually add the "si, man," but it's appropriate emphasis.

+100 for Al Bundy. That was one of my favorite shows, si man.

I thought that was ;"Anything more than a handful..."....but mouthful works for me also. B-)

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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I'm a big Kelly Bundy fan. Peggy too while we're at it!

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If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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Guys! I think the phrases next to the pics are funny... Otherwise I cannot judge since I am still in a honeymoon phase... For me all the women look like men.. so far... With one exceptionnnn...

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Guys! I think the phrases next to the pics are funny... Otherwise I cannot judge since I am still in a honeymoon phase... For me all the women look like men.. so far... With one exceptionnnn...

Give it a few months when the newness wears off, and your going to find yourself here with the rest of us posting pics of RUB chicks and thinking about days gone by when you were over there on the hunt.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Give it a few months when the newness wears off, and your going to find yourself here with the rest of us posting pics of RUB chicks and thinking about days gone by when you were over there on the hunt.

I do not deny it. :) Very possible. Not looking forward to it though LOL

I am not socializing with you anymore, guys! You are a bad influence! I am going back to socializing with springfox and dogspot that had interviews in Moscow around the same time with my wife! I am done here! :D

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Give it a few months when the newness wears off, and your going to find yourself here with the rest of us posting pics of RUB chicks and thinking about days gone by when you were over there on the hunt.

Or turn gay. Chances are about 50/50 either way.

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I do not deny it. :) Very possible. Not looking forward to it though LOL

You still have your vacations there to look forward to...although now your going to be there as a married couple and you will be reduced to looking ..that's where dark sunglasses come in handy. Your best bet is if you "get lost" in the subway over there and tell her someone mugged you and your still suffering form a mild case of amnesia...that might help explain your two day disappearance (nightclubs/strippers).

*If you come up with a better excuse than the amnesia thing...post it here please and let us know so we can use it.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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You still have your vacations there to look forward to...although now your going to be there as a married couple and you will be reduced to looking ..that's where dark sunglasses come in handy. Your best bet is if you "get lost" in the subway and tell her someone mugged you and your still suffering form a mild case of amnesia...that might help explain your two day disappearance (nightclubs/strippers).

*If you come up with a better excuse than the amnesia thing...post it here please and let us know so we can use it.

I will take this to the account :). Thank you for the tip :lol:

You still have your vacations there to look forward to...although now your going to be there as a married couple and you will be reduced to looking ..that's where dark sunglasses come in handy. Your best bet is if you "get lost" in the subway and tell her someone mugged you and your still suffering form a mild case of amnesia...that might help explain your two day disappearance (nightclubs/strippers).

*If you come up with a better excuse than the amnesia thing...post it here please and let us know so we can use it.

This is my 2nd marriage.. sooo... My usual excuse was business meeting.. By far the best excuse.

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Or turn gay. Chances are about 50/50 either way.

Not an option...although being gay would have saved me a sh*t load of money and I would be way ahead of the game by now.

I will take this to the account :). Thank you for the tip :lol:

This is my 2nd marriage.. sooo... My usual excuse was business meeting.. By far the best excuse.

+1 for business trips!

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Not an option...although being gay would have saved me a sh*t load of money and I would be way ahead of the game by now.

No kidding!! Agreed!

+1 for business trips!

Never failed!

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Here are more from several years of previous disfunctional marriage :):

- You are taking executive education classes at night

- you have business partners visiting over the weekend in town and you have to take them out

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