Two (wild) elephants cause panic in Mysore City

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13697179

Elephant rampage causes terror in Indian city

2011/07/08 10:30 ET

Two wild elephants have gone on a rampage in southern India, killing at least one person, officials say.

The elephants left a trail of destruction in a suburb of the city of Mysore, in the state of Karnataka.

Officials say the animals walked into the city from a nearby forest, leaving residents running for their lives.

Officials say that one elephant barged into a women's college compound and wandered the grounds, while the other wreaked havoc in a residential area.

Forest rangers and officials from Mysore Zoo later tranquilised and captured the animals.

The elephants are thought to have come from a nearby forest

Encroachment

A 55-year-old man who left his house in the Bamboo Bazaar area of Mysore after hearing the commotion was trampled to death, Karnataka state Higher Education Minister SA Ramdas told AFP news agency.

Mr Ramdas said schools and colleges in the city were closed throughout Wednesday and extra police had been deployed as a precaution.

State forest department officials said the young elephants came from forest about 35km (22 miles) from the city.

They say that two other elephants remain at large on the outskirts of Mysore.

One official blamed the rampage on human encroachment into areas traditionally inhabited by elephants.

"Unregulated expansion of farm lands and increasing movement of people and vehicles through the elephant corridor are making the wild jumbos enter into villages and towns in search of food and shelter," he told AFP.

Mr Ramdas said that the two captured elephants would be released back into the wild.

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Two very old English gentlemen were sitting at their club, having tea and smoking their pipes, talking about their days in "Injah."

Harry had been writing his memoirs and said to Cedric, "I say, old chap; do you spell it 'whoomb'"?

"No, no, Harry," said Cedric, "you spell it 'woomoph.'"

Harry replied, "Can't possibly -- how about 'whoumumb'"?

Just about then, a waitress came by and said, "Pardon me, gentlemen; I couldn't help overhearing your conversation, and the correct spelling is 'womb.'"

Harry turned to Cedric and said, "Rubbish! How could she possibly know the sound of an elephant fart?"

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Two very old English gentlemen were sitting at their club, having tea and smoking their pipes, talking about their days in "Injah."

Harry had been writing his memoirs and said to Cedric, "I say, old chap; do you spell it 'whoomb'"?

"No, no, Harry," said Cedric, "you spell it 'woomoph.'"

Harry replied, "Can't possibly -- how about 'whoumumb'"?

Just about then, a waitress came by and said, "Pardon me, gentlemen; I couldn't help overhearing your conversation, and the correct spelling is 'womb.'"

Harry turned to Cedric and said, "Rubbish! How could she possibly know the sound of an elephant fart?"

That's easy, it's the same sound as one hand clapping.