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it's so sexy when my husband sits on the couch w/ a beer, puts on a soccer game, and yells at the TV in Spanish. All latinos do that :star:

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Does yours watch on the Spanish channels or English ones? Even though L doesn't really speak Spanish (being Brazilian and all), he refuses to watch it on FSC or the other English channels because "the announcers are too boring". :lol:

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USC Ladies, do you ever stop to think how you won the lottery with your foreign husband? There's an awful lot of talk about how great foreign wives are, well dangit, it's time we American women talk

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Well....yes. And also maybe a TINY bit because the American women here get a little tired of hearing how ####### American women are compared to ________ (<-- fill in nationality) women. There are

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Being hitched to a Limey rocks. He makes a delicious curry, knows everything there is to know about football (soccer), and can read. Plus, he's nice and has good manners. American guys are a waste of

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No but you can use this flag,I wont be needing it anymore -

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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They're all bark no bite.

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We don't want the white flag. We want the pretty flag with rainbows, kittehs, and guns on it.

Also, I think MAYBE someone caught up to the iron(y) deficiency in here :P

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All this bitching going on here about American men has me thinking you ladies had to go all the way to another country to find somebody that would put up with you.

That's very true. After a string of dating failures with American nutballs, I decided to broaden my horizons. Fortunately for me, at the time I was looking for a husband, there was a great site devoted to pale, tweed-jacketed Brits with unfortunate teeth who were searching for American feminazis sporting mullets and with fashion sense tending toward the masculine. And thank sweet Jessup for that! If it weren't for that awesome site (which no longer exists because the massive traffic crashed its server and shorted out its entire system), I'd probably be hooked up with my former neighbor. At the time, he was my only prospect. He was really uninteresting; his only hobbies were eating Cheez Whiz, sunbathing naked, and picking at his plantar warts with a shellfish fork.

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I'd probably be hooked up with my former neighbor. At the time, he was my only prospect. He was really uninteresting; his only hobbies were eating Cheez Whiz, sunbathing naked, and picking at his plantar warts with a shellfish fork.

But wait... I thought that's what a regular guy does...unsure.gif

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But wait... I thought that's what a regular guy does...unsure.gif

Agreed. I read that post and was like "####### ?"...that guy seems perfectly normal.

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But wait... I thought that's what a regular guy does...unsure.gif

But that's all he did. Even Kip has other interests, like enjoying the company of hookers in a hot tub environment.

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But that's all he did. Even Kip has other interests, like enjoying the company of hookers in a hot tub environment.

Those are only memory's of happier days and a bygone past... I'm married now and all hopes and dreams of multiple hookers in the future are gone now. She won't even take a vacation without me. It's like she knows something. In other words my life is over ...yay for my visa journey... :(

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Those are only memory's of happier days and a bygone past... I'm married now and all hopes and dreams of multiple hookers in the future are gone now. She won't even take a vacation without me. It's like she knows something. In other words my life is over ...yay for my visa journey... :(

Can you still shake your booty on a Minsk dance floor?

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Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Can you still shake your booty on a Minsk dance floor?

Not solo. I tried that a few times now without her...last time being with her uncle for my bachelor party. It ended up with all my clothes being thrown out a two story window.

She was cool at first...threesomes, strip clubs etc...now she acts like were married...like the platonic thing where you have the same sex partner for the rest of your entire life. Kind of like a life sentence of sorts...the one where they change the rules right before you go to the electric chair.

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